#8C0017

[rasure]

[This message comes from someone whose text is still without color:]

Hi everyone! My name is Renne.

I wanted to say hi to everyone on here, even though things are kind of bad right now, aren't they? Sorry if this is bad timing. I just don't know how much longer I can take it.

[Not actually sorry, though.]

I wanted to ask for help, though! You see, my roommate is a big, big meanie... he says really, really mean and nasty things, and tries to make me cry. He said he's a prince, but doesn't that mean he should be nicer?

What should I do? No matter what I say, nothing makes him act any nicer. He's really scary sometimes too when he yells and gets mad and storms around the house. He's not very helpful, even though he's an adult...he's even called me a lot of names and things.

[Poor Berkut.]

Um, so if anyone can help me, I'd really really really appreciate it!

Oh, also, I have some things that some people helped me bring back from that scary castle, so if anyone needs them, I'll give them to you! ♪♥♪

[How did she even find those symbols--

Anyway take all of this with a grain of salt, honestly. Toodles~]

Comments

[flinty]

[ Spoilers: He’s currently on a quest to find the elixir for immortality but it was just revealed that it doesn’t exist and humans drinking it would possibly kill them. Does he know that? No. And he’s got his baby brother tagging along with him while he carries a plant monster by the head after tearing off the lower part of their body and stealing their robes.

But overall this person seems righteous and zealous — but he’s right. So far no one here has approached him with malicious intent, and in fact he has found something solemnly close to home and comfort in an individual here, but Choubee’s learned not to become too comfortable in any situation. Everything changes as time moves forward, people change, and so far there’s only one core piece of his world that has remained the same since birth, so the thought that he may experience something similar here is damn near laughable.

At least, that’s what he wants to believe. Desperately clinging to his instincs, as that’s what kept him alive all this time.

It doesn’t matter. In the end the moment someone learns that he’s a criminal on death row their entire perspective on him will change; a sinner, a murderer, he’ll have to hear those irritating words from self-righteous people who couldn’t be asked to kill a man even if it meant protecting the one person who matters — who’s left.

It pisses him off. ]

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[ I’M SO SORRY ]

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[shizun]

[ DON'T YOU FUCKING "OKEI" ME IN THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKER!!!! ]

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[shizun]

[ Half-victory. Berkut's death flag from this individual is gone. Probably!? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?! This person still has a lot of death flags attached to them. They have more than even Berkut does! How is that fucking possible?! This is really feels like two scenarios.

1. A troll that is going to keep trolling until someone fucks his shit up. WE ARE NOT ON THE REAL INTERNET, MY GUY! PEOPLE CAN FIND AND CHOKE YOU THE FUCK OUT IF THEY GET MAD ENOUGH. Hello?! HELLO??

2. A real villain character that is close to breaking point. This is the super dangerous situation!! This situation is one where like half the town is going to end up destroyed in some huge ass FIGHT between him and everyone else! And if death is temporary -- who the fuck said and why and either way it don't fucking matter -- then what is this?! TUNE IN UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE WHERE THIS SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN!?

Do any one of you motherfuckers want to pay for the town's construction!! DO YOU!! WE LIVE HERE! DON'T TREAT THESE THINGS SO LIGHTLY AND EASILY REBUILDABLE! FUCK!! ]

[shizun]

[ This shit don't work. This shit don't work!!

WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE CONCERNED?! WHY?! ]

[shizun]

I did not properly introduce myself. I am Shen Qingqiu.

[ I'd ask for your name, but that's just painting a target on you!! It feels that way! It feels it?? Or is everyone just okay with this and think it's the first option and not the second?! ]

Like the many things I disagree with, I find it wrong not to give my name after saying so much. Don't feel like doing the same, but really, if you ever need to talk, I'm more than willing to listen.

[flinty]

[ ... ]

cool
ill just warn you now that im swinging on sight

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[shizun]

[ My dude. You are fucking killing me here. ]

[shizun]

Why?

[flinty]

because i wanna punch you now and i cant

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[shizun]

[ THAT EXPLAINS THE EQUIVALENT OF JACK AND SHIT, MY GUY!! ]

[shizun]

Why do you want to punch me?

[ Look, if you're coming at me, I wanna know the reasons why! If it's because I annoyed you on the forums, I will accept that answer. I mean, there are more than enough times I wanted to punch someone for what they wrote! But!! If it is some villain's speech about yaddah-yaddah-yaddah the evil of the world and whatnot, I'M GONNA NOT ACCEPT THAT FUCKING ANSWER! If you want to hit me hit me for reasons that are normal! YOU GOT ME?! ]

[flinty]

cause if this was in real life and you jumped into the conversation like you did i would have punched you

[shizun]

[ Semi-normal reason! I'm impressed! +10 points! ]

Fine. I'll accept it. But since you are punching me, I would like to punch you once myself. Deal?

[flinty]

if i dont accidentally kill ya then sure

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[shizun]

[ THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO! I'm the Immortal Master Shen! MISS ME WITH THAT IF YOU DON'T KILL ME SHIT! MISS ME WITH IT!! ]

[shizun]

[ Overconfident. I'm not sure if he'll actually let me punch him """if I survive""". ]

[shizun]

[ Punkass bitch. ]

[shizun]

[ I really can't get a good read. Is this a villain or not? I guess I'll have to see if we should meet. Honestly... does that mean I should be on edge with anyone that I meet. ]

[shizun]

[ No. What is heard be false, what is seen is real. If he's a villain, with the amount of death flags that he's waving all over himself, he'll definitely look the part. If he isn't, then he won't. And if he isn't, then that's a situation that'll re-evaluate on what I need to do. ]

[shizun]

Then we're agreed.

One punch each in our first meeting.

[ Teehee heee, right? ]

/done

[shizun]

[ Prepare yourself, motherfucker!

Sure, sure, this isn't what an immortal cultivator should do! Absolutely, it isn't! Normally, I'd have to say something like, "Violence isn't the answer. I refuse to take up that offer~"

LIKE HELL!! Think I'm gonna just sit around idle while you're telling a sweet young lady to MURDER someone!! FUCK THAT! FUCK YOU! Even if I am trying to save you from your own flags, I have some anger to vent too, GOT IT!? ]

[flinty]

cool
hope to see ya soon old man

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[shizun]

[ Gonna punch you so hard that you ancestors are gonna fucking feel it!! ]

[shizun]

[ Hm, but wait. What if I die from a punch? Really a big blow to me, ha-ha.

But I am just a cannon fodder villain. I never had to worry about differences in strengths between villains because the protagonist was going to kill me and everyone else was cannon fodder to me, and defeated in scum ways versus a fair fight, to build up my shitty reputation. I only know the protagonist can't be defeated but a villain punching a villain? Suddenly, I have no idea?

I am a little nervous. What if I die? Will this be my first tap out. I talked a lot of shit in my head right now but should I actually be worried? WHAT IF MY HEAD FLIES OFF?? WHAT IF IT JUST GOES SAILING AND SLAMS INTO A WALL LEAVE JAM OF SHEN QINGQIU ALL OVER EVERYWHERE?? ... Well, I probably won't feel it. So plus. And no one likes me so shouldn't cause an issue. And should lower Choubee's villainous rage after killing a cannon fodder villain.

So I guess this might end up going very well....... I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SO OKAY WITH THIS. I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IF THAT IS IT THEN AT LEAST IT SHOULD BE OKAY? OKAY? ...ok. ]

[shizun]

As you say.
Until then, take care of yourself.