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Vʀɪsᴋᴀ Sᴇʀᴋᴇᴛ ♏ ᴀʀᴀᴄʜɴɪᴅsGʀɪᴘ ([personal profile] hypertoxic) wrote in [community profile] awashrpg2018-03-16 10:25 pm

SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

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Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
maybe i care
maybe i want to be known only by my hex code just a little longer

also good im glad my next act will be
to let someone else figure out the food situation
specifically the catching food situation
im not about this life
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-18 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
no its way too late now
and anyway we both know that my competition in the worst category is like
laughably intense
i doubt i could make the ranking medal places just bc theres so much im up against
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
my go to is usually "that creep who lives in the vents" or "jack mcstabbington bear"
like
how many people did that guy even stab
you would think he would find an upper limit someday maybe get bored but like no
i am pretty sure he stabbed lik
90% of us
or something dumb as fuck
im tempted to run the numbers but that sounds like a complete waste of time
and im not quite bored enough for the temptation to take hold just yet
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-19 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
him and jack
and yeah he sure fucking did
cant say living with a dude who liked to behead bodies and stick them in jars was like
top notch in terms of roommates
in fact it was the opposite of that
not that i ever saw him that much
i think i saw him in a hallway once but otherwise there was just kinda the knowledge he was there?
and then sometimes youd come across some creepy bullshit he pulled and go well that sure is a thing
and then youd immediately book it in the opposite direction because absolutely no one has time for that
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-19 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
terezi at least dropkicked the fucker from the sky
that was pretty sweet
but i feel like maybe he deserves a little more than that bc
god that dude is just unequivocally awful
i think we can all agree on that one fact even if we argue about other things
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[personal profile] parodeity 2018-03-27 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
haha no clue
i mean
most of what we discussed on the meteor during our jams about the guy was like
how utterly stupid his religion was
which sounds assholeish if anyone is reading this but come the fuck on the chucklevoodoo stuff was just
yeah