SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

#cc0000

[murdery]

the b button looks like this B

[He's helping.]

[hypertoxic]

Gr8, thanks, 8ozo! You sure showed me.

[murdery]

you're welcome!

i thought you might have been confused because 8 and B look really similar

i was pretty confused at first too

#E00707

[parodeity]

or if you cant breathe in space
did you hit space tier actually
or is that not possible

ive learned this place is super against telling us the date
or well i say that but i doubt its a conspiracy
it could be a conspiracy i guess
but that seems a dumb thing to have a conspiracy about
when pretty much everyone is from different universes and frequently different time periods
like holy shit you mean were not when we thought we were
im fucking floored by this information its completely and entirely new hide your ye old fashion friends ive never seen them before in my life officer

but yeah thats a pretty pointless thing to have discovered so props for discovering something less pointless

[hypertoxic]

Nope! So I am pretty sure it's just impossi8le. They shouldn't 8e a8le to hold any of us here, 8ut here we still are!

I mean, does it really matter? There's no one here. The d8 on this world is pro8a8ly completely irrelevant since there's no one HERE to care.
As for our timelines not matching up, yeah, that's not much of a revel8tion. It's shenanigans, Dave. It's always shenanigans.

To 8e honest, my thing is pretty pointless, too. It's just another flavor of "there's nothing fucking here" and "we can't leave." Woo.

[parodeity]

wow
whats with all these assumptions about my identity
i could be not dave
i could be keith
or okuyasu
or someone else entirely
lets pretend my standard typing style isnt a complete give away and that i maintain some air of mystery
rather than the air of a slightly worn pair of high school jock shoes
with a distinct unsavory aroma
that you cant mistake for anything else
baking soda guys

at least your thing saves me flying up and getting cold
see were accomplishing shit
or at least we have accomplished me having to accomplish less shit
truly a movement i can get behind

#3630FF

[messianic]

[And/or possibly action because they're in the same house still I think?? But Minato is the sort of nerd who would respond to a forum post while in the same room so...]

Do you mind if I ask a question? [GOING FOR IT ANYWAY.] What do you mean by "people who aren't dead"?

[hypertoxic]

What do you think it means? Do I really have to spell this out?

[ they are definitely typing on laptops in the same room. instead of. talking aloud, like normal people. ]

[messianic]

It seemed rude to assume.

[Why are they already like this is the real question.]

But I'll take that as a yes, I think.

[Why are you dead, Vriska.

Hm.]

You seem pretty okay with it.

#B91600

[heartsteals]

[ flying... people who aren't dead... ]

So we have a ghost among us? Now I don't know how I'll be able to sleep at night.

- Lupin

[hypertoxic]

Uh, yeah. I am actually a ghost. ::::/
Are you really signing your messages?

[heartsteals]

I daresay the numbers don't tell anyone much of anything about me, do they? Even if that weren't the case, it's the civilized thing to do, though I suppose an undead being wouldn't have much use for that.

What's ::::/?

#21AAAC

[dreidels]

I'm so relieved that hero we need is right here, ready to abandon us when the first opportunity arises.

Do you have an idea of how far you traveled? Is it literally nothing or just dense forests? How fucked are we actually?

[hypertoxic]

Sorry, I just kind of don't care what most of you do.
Anyway, not really. 8ut it was just endless nothingness, forever! So: pretty fucked.

[dreidels]

That's not the sort of perspective that's useful at all when we're apparently all stuck here like this.

Great! Fantastic! None of this makes sense. There has to be more out there somewhere. How can this town be the only thing that exists?

#ED4604

[i_cant_die]

That fucking sucks.

Is everything grey or just the town and sky? Any color anywhere?

[hypertoxic]

Nope. There 8n't shit. It would 8e pretty depressing if I actually cared a8out it! As it is, it's just really ........ meh. ::::/

#DF0000

[drubbings]

[ In all honesty, the style of typing and phrasing gives her a bit of unplaceable nostalgia but it's been so long since they've had an actual conversation that she nearly overlooks her typing quirk. Nearly She definitely plays it cool and not letting her hopes run away with her here.

(Un)fortunately, her style is too distinct to ignore, and will probably confirm whether this person is actually Vriska or not. ]

COLD 4ND GR3Y
HOW F1TT1NG!
1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG 1N TH3 D1ST4NC3?

[hypertoxic]

[ oh, fuck.

there's no way.

there is absolutely no way.

is she hallucinating? ]

.... no. Just more formless gray nothingness.

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

Ill manners aside, the information is appreciated.

Let me just clarify - beyond the woods, and beyond the ocean, there are no other distinguishing landmarks? It just stretches on?

Also, it is spelled "update".

[hypertoxic]

Not a thing! Just endless emptiness forever. Pretty cheerful!
Can you people really not figure out the typing quirk?

#0715CD

[windeity]

so you saw the layout of the town too?
how the buildings change and it looks like three kinds of places and the dumb well in the center.
trapped is probably a good way to put it.

[hypertoxic]

Yes. It is pretty clearly organized. For what and why are, of course, the mysteries we get to solve! Yay.

#C81F0A

[explodosafe]

There's no city around? Not even something like electrical lines? Roads? Any signs of the people who have lived here and where they might have gone? Nothing??

[He's not bothered by the flying or being dead tidbits. It's not that strange, unlucky word choice aside.]

[hypertoxic]

Nope! Just emptiness, forever. It's like this place came into 8eing all decrepit and fucked up already. I mean, let's 8e real, there are some scary spooky shenanigans going on, so honestly, I am not sure what else I expected to find.