SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

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[hypertoxic]

[ Vriska will smile a little. It doesn't really feel like all that much to her. Just some very faint sensations, like what you might feel if someone touched your fingernails. ]

Well now you know they're real!

[ She'll sit up again, smiling crookedly. ]

Good job, genius. You just figure that out?

[ a pause, and she shakes her head. somewhat more earnestly: ]

You're right, I'm not. I'm a troll.

[messianic]

[And, rather deadpan:]

Yes, it took me awhile to figure it out.

[Anyway--]

A troll...? [Huh!!] I've never heard of trolls before.

[hypertoxic]

Are you always this slow on the uptake, or...?

[ she trails off, her grin fleeting. ]

Yeah, you wouldn't have. If you had, I'd know who you were! [ that's cryptic. ] All you really need to know is that trolls are an alien race from a different planet than Earth. That's the whole story, really!

[messianic]

[... That's really cryptic.

Hm...!!]

The whole story, huh... [Seems like it is probably Not The Whole story, but he can tell when something doesn't belong at rank 1 of the Social Link.]

So what's it like on other planets?

[hypertoxic]

[ aint it just.

also minato honestly you do not want her to tell you about homestuck. run. save yourself. ]

Uh, well. The only one I can really tell you about is my homeworld! Alternia. It had two moons, and a sun much more intense than Earth's, to my understanding. It was a dangerous place to live! Populated only by the young of our species, since once you came of age you got sent off-world to fight in the Empress's wars. As a rule trolls are a warlike race of conquerors, though most of my friends were softhearted losers. [ this is said with a kind of distant fondness. ]

[messianic]

[It's too late, he's too entrenched.

There's no saving himself now...!! Also that's... interesting, honestly. Warlike race of conquerors, huh...?]

...What about you? [Her friends, sure, but how does Vriska fall into all of this? Is she also a fierce conqueror?

(Also, it sounds kind of lonely, everyone getting sent off to fight in some war...)]