SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

[murdery]

nope i'm just a dark mage. but a deathwizard sounds awesome! you wanna see a hex though? they're pretty cool!

[hypertoxic]

Uh, sure? Why not!

[murdery]

ok! you'll need a piece of whoever you want to hex with you. if you don't have anything we can use one of us instead. where do you want to meet up?

HAHAHAHA omg it's so fine

[hypertoxic]

What? I don't want to hurt anyone! Ugh, just test it on me. The well? It's pretty central.

o7;;; also switch to action?

[murdery]

aw it won't be permanent! but the well sounds great, i'll see you there!

[OH BOY. A NEW FRIEND.]

WORKS FOR ME

[hypertoxic]

[ man. vriska still doesn't completely believe this weirdo, but stranger things have happened, so... whatever?

whatever. henry will find vriska lingering around the well. being able to fly makes it easy to get around quickly! far from the punk chick look she had when they all first arrived, now she's just in a tshirt and jeans, her hair a long, tangled rats nest.

she won't smile or anything when she spots someone approaching, but she will wave. ]

Are you deathwizard?

[ ... apparently she's just calling him that now. ]

[murdery]

Nope! I'm Henry!

[He didn't get a great look at Vriska when they were in the well, what with the crowd making things difficult, but he gets a load of her now. She's unlike anything he's ever seen before, and that's awesome.]

Holy cow, what are you? Some kind of demon?

[hypertoxic]

[ there's a pause.......

but then she smiles, even if it's on the tired side of thin. ]

No, you dork, but that would be pretty awesome! I am an alien species. We're called trolls.

[murdery]

I dunno what aliens are, but that sounds pretty awesome already!

[But hey, they're here for a reason. Henry immediately starts digging through his robes for various bits and bobs.]

So, what kind of hex ya want? Got a problem that needs fixing?

[hypertoxic]

I'm from another planet, obviously. Man, what kind of backwards society are you from?

[ vriska will watch him curiously, leaning this way and that to try and better see what he's doing. ]

Uh... I dunno. You can't resurrect people, can you?

[murdery]

[Moving right along from that...]

Weeeeeeeeeell, [and he draws out the word for a comically long time] you'd be surprised! I've done Risen before, but I can't say they make for very good conversation! [He giggles at that.]

Haven't figured out how to make 'em the way they were just yet, but I'm not sure why you'd wanna. Corpses turn all gross and fall-apart-y after a while.

[He stills his search and turns fully to her.]

You still want me to give it a go?

[hypertoxic]

[ Just. Kind of gives him a blank stare. ]

... uhh. You know what, I'll pass. It would be great to be alive again, but I feel like becoming an oozing disgusting corpse would actually be a step down from being a ghost. I dunno, this whole thing was your idea! What's your favorite hex? Try that one! Not on me.

[murdery]

[And he stares at her, in turn.]

It's for you? You're a ghost? Dang! How'd that happen?

[...And he's moving to see if he can put his hand through her without waiting for an answer.]

[hypertoxic]

Fuck!

[ smACKS HIS HAND AWAY?? HARD??? ]

I didn't say you could fucking touch me! Yes, I am a ghost. Yes, I am solid. Yes, I died. How the fuck do you think it happened?!

[ she's shrunk away from him now, defensive and on edge. ]

Any other questions??

[murdery]

[Henry just looks surprised, and maybe a little hurt, but he does withdraw his hand.]

I dunno how. That's why I was asking.

It's ok, yanno. I know lots of dead people.

[Well. He knows lots of people who have died. Vriska is his first certified afterlife acquaintance.]