SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

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[hypertoxic]

[ there's a pause.......

but then she smiles, even if it's on the tired side of thin. ]

No, you dork, but that would be pretty awesome! I am an alien species. We're called trolls.

[murdery]

I dunno what aliens are, but that sounds pretty awesome already!

[But hey, they're here for a reason. Henry immediately starts digging through his robes for various bits and bobs.]

So, what kind of hex ya want? Got a problem that needs fixing?

[hypertoxic]

I'm from another planet, obviously. Man, what kind of backwards society are you from?

[ vriska will watch him curiously, leaning this way and that to try and better see what he's doing. ]

Uh... I dunno. You can't resurrect people, can you?

[murdery]

[Moving right along from that...]

Weeeeeeeeeell, [and he draws out the word for a comically long time] you'd be surprised! I've done Risen before, but I can't say they make for very good conversation! [He giggles at that.]

Haven't figured out how to make 'em the way they were just yet, but I'm not sure why you'd wanna. Corpses turn all gross and fall-apart-y after a while.

[He stills his search and turns fully to her.]

You still want me to give it a go?

[hypertoxic]

[ Just. Kind of gives him a blank stare. ]

... uhh. You know what, I'll pass. It would be great to be alive again, but I feel like becoming an oozing disgusting corpse would actually be a step down from being a ghost. I dunno, this whole thing was your idea! What's your favorite hex? Try that one! Not on me.

[murdery]

[And he stares at her, in turn.]

It's for you? You're a ghost? Dang! How'd that happen?

[...And he's moving to see if he can put his hand through her without waiting for an answer.]

[hypertoxic]

Fuck!

[ smACKS HIS HAND AWAY?? HARD??? ]

I didn't say you could fucking touch me! Yes, I am a ghost. Yes, I am solid. Yes, I died. How the fuck do you think it happened?!

[ she's shrunk away from him now, defensive and on edge. ]

Any other questions??

[murdery]

[Henry just looks surprised, and maybe a little hurt, but he does withdraw his hand.]

I dunno how. That's why I was asking.

It's ok, yanno. I know lots of dead people.

[Well. He knows lots of people who have died. Vriska is his first certified afterlife acquaintance.]