SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

[dreidels]

That's not the sort of perspective that's useful at all when we're apparently all stuck here like this.

Great! Fantastic! None of this makes sense. There has to be more out there somewhere. How can this town be the only thing that exists?

[hypertoxic]

Sorry? I'm not trying to 8e derisive. I'm just kind of over shit like this happening all the time.
Shrug. Search me. There is pro8a8ly some 8ig important mystery we are supposed to figure out.

[dreidels]

Have you been in this sort of situation before? I've dealt with crazy things, but in all of those cases there was at least a sort of clear chain of events that lead up to it.

I've been thinking it was going to be something stupid like that. Probably the sort of thing where we'll have to stumble upon whatever it is without any hints, too.

[hypertoxic]

Not this exact scenario, 8ut the general idea, sure. Wacky mysteries, team 8onding adventures, 8izarre shenanigans! 8een there, done that. Though you have a point. We got pretty unceremoniously dumped into this gar8age.
Yup! You really have done this 8efore, lol.

[dreidels]

This stuff just happens. One day you and your buddies want to make some extra cash, then you're being deported to a detention center in Miami, and the government tells you you've gotta go to Peru for a mission or you'll be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

If there's a way to get in touch with anyone back home, my best friend would help us get out of here. I have a feeling we're on our own with this bullshit.

[hypertoxic]

I have no idea what you're talking a8out, 8ut to 8e honest, that sounds like the same sort of un8eara8le questy 8ullshit I had to go through for a while. It sucks!
Yeah, we're waaaaaaaay out of reach of our home universes. So we will have to figure this out for ourselves!

[dreidels]

It's a long story. It does suck, but I don't know what other choice we have right now but to deal with it, which is something I hate to admit.

[hypertoxic]

You and me 8oth, pal.