SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Not this exact scenario, 8ut the general idea, sure. Wacky mysteries, team 8onding adventures, 8izarre shenanigans! 8een there, done that. Though you have a point. We got pretty unceremoniously dumped into this gar8age.
Yup! You really have done this 8efore, lol.

[dreidels]

This stuff just happens. One day you and your buddies want to make some extra cash, then you're being deported to a detention center in Miami, and the government tells you you've gotta go to Peru for a mission or you'll be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

If there's a way to get in touch with anyone back home, my best friend would help us get out of here. I have a feeling we're on our own with this bullshit.

[hypertoxic]

I have no idea what you're talking a8out, 8ut to 8e honest, that sounds like the same sort of un8eara8le questy 8ullshit I had to go through for a while. It sucks!
Yeah, we're waaaaaaaay out of reach of our home universes. So we will have to figure this out for ourselves!

[dreidels]

It's a long story. It does suck, but I don't know what other choice we have right now but to deal with it, which is something I hate to admit.

[hypertoxic]

You and me 8oth, pal.