SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

[heartsteals]

My angry friend, I am perfectly willing to believe you're a ghost, considering everything else going on. It wasn't meant as an insult.

[hypertoxic]

Oh what, NOW I'm civilized enough for you to talk to????

[heartsteals]

Were we not speaking already?

I apologize for offending you. It wasn't my intention, really. My tone doesn't carry well through text, it seems.

[hypertoxic]

I don't know, may8e you shouldn't 8e making baseless assumptions a8out people you don't fucking know and calling them uncivilized 8ecause they're DE8D? Just a thought!

[heartsteals]

[ sigh...!! he gives up. ]

Is it not a legitimate point? What use do the dead have for civilization? Or for "posting" on a laptop, for that matter? I've never believed in ghosts or poltergeists, and I find it harder still to believe one would busy themselves with something as trifling as this. Yet I've heard people speaking of Time-Travel and other such things, so I suppose I may as well believe in you, given everything else.

[hypertoxic]

You don't know anything A8OUT me! May8e if you'd just 8SKED instead of making 8aseless assumptions I could have cleared all of that up for you. 8ut I am not wasting my time on some jackass who thinks he's smarter than every8ody else. Here's a clue: you're not.
8uzz off.

[heartsteals]

What if I said I'd like to learn about you?

[hypertoxic]

And get treated like some specimen for you to poke and prod at? Yeah, that sounds like a gr8 fucking time!

[heartsteals]

Believe me when I say I'm hardly the type. It's simply not every day I hear of someone who can fly. I may have been too brusque in my curiosity about you, but I assure you that it was genuine.

[hypertoxic]

[ ..... ]

You get one more chance. ONE. You fuck up again and you will regret 8eing on the same PLANET as me. Got it?

[heartsteals]

I'll take full advantage of your kindness, my friend. Let's try this again. To begin with, could I ask your name? I'm called Arsène Lupin, but just Lupin is fine.