#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Has Prompto been a stone statue for, like, a month? Maybe. Is that going to take precedence over The Most Important Day in February? Naw. Once he's re-situated at home and has had a day or two to catch up and also tally up the time he's missed, he all but flings himself into action.

This very excitable post comes in this very awful color.]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled quest and monster related programming to bring you THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! TODAY IS A NATIONAL - no, an INTERDIMENSIONAL HOLIDAY!!!!

It's IGNIS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ʅ(◔౪◔ʅ)三(ʃ◔౪◔)ʃ ♪((└(o^▽^o)┐)) ♪ヽ(▽￣ )ﾉ/(＿△＿)ヽ( ￣▽)ﾉ !!!!!!!!!!!

on this most special day we celebrate the birth and twenty-three-ening of our bro, the masterful and talented IGNIS SCIENTIA (maybe still known 2 some of you as tellus argentum lolol)!! GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY!!! he's handsome, he's leggy, he knows 25 ways to prepare a jabberwock and IT'S! HIS! BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY*!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ⤴︎ ε=ε=(ง ˃ᗨ˂)۶ ⤴︎

*as far as we can tell on our calendar. WHICH HE CALCULATED HIMSELF. NBD FOR OUR IGSTER, BRAINMASTER EXTRAORDINAIRE! without him, we'd all have been eating gross grey food forever probably! so seriously, if you've eaten anything tastier than old asphalt since you got here, at least 1/3 of your thanks probably belongs to him if it grew in the town garden anyway!

pls feel free to add ur birthday wishes to this post. or bring them in person at our house in bluo! also presents if you wanna give him presents. which you should!! o(*>ω<*)o he deserves it!

prompto argentum, out! (★ゝз･)ﾉ~*

Comments

#ED4C2D

[allfornothing]

[ color ]

... how are you this loud even over text....

Happy Birthday, Scientia.

[ Yeah, that's what you get, Ignis. ]

[photoshooter]

it's a talent. （*´▽｀*）

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

geez no credit for my cafe? I see how it is!!!




but uh happy birthday ignis

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

[oh titan's fucking balls are you kidding him with this shit]

Was this strictly necessary, Prompto?

[NO. NO IT WAS NOT. THE ANSWER IS NO.]

[photoshooter]

lmao dude, nothing against your cafe!! i'm just saying you'd have had like nothing to cook if iggy hadn't helped set up the time travel garden back then. tho to be fair i haven't been to ur cafe so i can't rate it or anything.

[photoshooter]

you bet it was, birthday boy!

[Yes. Yes it was. The answer is yes.]

[satanslash]

lol i know im joking

mostly

i cant blame you for not coming around if youre getting food from him all the time im just some self taught brat after all (｀∀´)Ψ

#1A2367

[nascere]

[ hehehe noctis is so proud of prompto for this, because ignis is real shitty at thinking about himself ]

that's a good one, i hope he gets plenty of birthday wishes

[ but then: ]

also buddy i need your help w something

[ YOU KNOW. BIRFDAY PREP. ]

[photoshooter]

k brt bud!!

[NYOOOOOM. And here's Prompto, ready for anything, bouncing on his toes and swinging his arms.]

So what's the plan?

[photoshooter]

no now i'm curious! i mean i love iggy's cooking *(●♡∀♡)*(●♡∀♡)* but i ALSO love trying new things!! r u open all the time?

[nascere]

[ prompto is real shitty at thinking about himself, too, and noctis is just contemplating this when his best friend comes bounding in like the world's most cheerful chocobobutt.

Noctis, yawning and drowsy and almost certainly thinking of going back to bed, is stalwartly keepin' on. ]

Okay, so. I've walked the chocobos and tended to the garden. Are we making him breakfast in bed? Because you're gonna have to make the breakfast.

[photoshooter]

Uhhh, he replied to my post so he's already awake, so that probably won't work...

[Prompto crosses his arms and curls one hand around his chin, his bouncing slowing to thoughtful rocking.]

We should... make cake?

[...]

Do either of us know how to bake a cake?

[nascere]

Crap. We need to get him out of the house, then.

[ Noctis frowns at him thoughtfully. ] No. Does anyone in this town know how to bake one? What about your girlfriend?

[photoshooter]

[Wince.] I don't think she really knows how to cook. I've kinda been handling that? Like, breakfasts and stuff, nothing fancy, but I'm still not that good. The only "cake" I really know how to make is...

[He trails off, staring into the distance, then grabs Noct's arms and leans in.]

Dude. What's Iggy's favorite flavor of ice cream?

[nascere]

Uh... chocolate?

[ Everyone likes chocolate, right? He's pretty sure he's seen Ignis eat chocolate ice cream before... ]

Why?

[ Oh, crap. What is Ignis' favorite flavor of ice cream? ] Mm. Maybe it's seasalt caramel.

[photoshooter]

You need to help me make ice cream.

[Pause.]

Or keep Iggy away while Ace--while Flora helps me make ice cream. I need magic for it, I can't do it by myself!

[nascere]

I know magic.

[ Noctis tells him, a little wounded. Okay, so maybe Flora is way better at doing things like that, but still. Flora is totally better, and it's kind of nice to have her around; she makes Prompto happy, and that's what matters.

Although Noctis can't resist a nudge: ]

Are you both gonna do gross things while we're gone?

[photoshooter]

[Even as Prompto's face warms to pink, he elbows Noct's ribs in retaliation.]

Are you gonna do gross things with Iggy to distract him?

[Grossssssssss. Prompto exaggerates wrinkling his nose, then laughs again and pushes at Noct.]

That's why I want you on Team Decoy, dude. Not because I don't think you can do magic. It just makes more sense than sending Flor, right? [He does a little fistpump. They got this.] He won't suspect a thing.

[nascere]

I'm not going to do anything gross!

[ Noctis flushes red, ears burning because augh, Prompto! But he gets it, and already he's thinking of where he can drag Ignis to. ]

All right, Team Decoy is going to take him out. What time are you gonna be done? We gonna give him the scrapbook too, right?

[photoshooter]

Yeah, of course! Give me, ummm... like an hour or two, just in case? I dunno how many times we're gonna have to freeze and refreeze it until it's right.

[He pokes Noct's chest a few times with both index fingers.]

Can you handle that, loooverboooy?

[nascere]

Of course I can handle that! I'm the boss of handling things.

[ Especially Ignis, who seems to like it a lot when Noctis bosses him around, but no one needs to know that! He's giving his arm a squeeze before giving him a sideways grin. ]

So. Tell your Ace I said hi, okay? I'll be back in about four hours, so you can do gross things with her. Put a sock on the door if you're doing worse, and don't let the chocolate melt.

[photoshooter]

[Pink cheeks flash to red in an instant. Embarrassed, Prompto hisses:]

I'll put a sock on your door!

[And the poking turns to ineffectual swatting at Noct's arm. Smacksmacksmack.]

You're so grossss! Ignis's butt turned my best friend into a gross horndog!

[unfatalist]

Much obliged, thank you. Though I imagine I could've done without the, ah. Fanfare.

[unfatalist]

Much appreciated, thank you.

[unfatalist]

"An interdimensional holiday" is stretching it just a bit, I think. I don't think it properly counts as one just because we've celebrated it in more than one dimension, technically.