#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Has Prompto been a stone statue for, like, a month? Maybe. Is that going to take precedence over The Most Important Day in February? Naw. Once he's re-situated at home and has had a day or two to catch up and also tally up the time he's missed, he all but flings himself into action.

This very excitable post comes in this very awful color.]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled quest and monster related programming to bring you THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! TODAY IS A NATIONAL - no, an INTERDIMENSIONAL HOLIDAY!!!!

It's IGNIS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ʅ(◔౪◔ʅ)三(ʃ◔౪◔)ʃ ♪((└(o^▽^o)┐)) ♪ヽ(▽￣ )ﾉ/(＿△＿)ヽ( ￣▽)ﾉ !!!!!!!!!!!

on this most special day we celebrate the birth and twenty-three-ening of our bro, the masterful and talented IGNIS SCIENTIA (maybe still known 2 some of you as tellus argentum lolol)!! GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY!!! he's handsome, he's leggy, he knows 25 ways to prepare a jabberwock and IT'S! HIS! BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY*!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ⤴︎ ε=ε=(ง ˃ᗨ˂)۶ ⤴︎

*as far as we can tell on our calendar. WHICH HE CALCULATED HIMSELF. NBD FOR OUR IGSTER, BRAINMASTER EXTRAORDINAIRE! without him, we'd all have been eating gross grey food forever probably! so seriously, if you've eaten anything tastier than old asphalt since you got here, at least 1/3 of your thanks probably belongs to him if it grew in the town garden anyway!

pls feel free to add ur birthday wishes to this post. or bring them in person at our house in bluo! also presents if you wanna give him presents. which you should!! o(*>ω<*)o he deserves it!

prompto argentum, out! (★ゝз･)ﾉ~*

Comments

#ED4C2D

[allfornothing]

[ color ]

... how are you this loud even over text....

Happy Birthday, Scientia.

[ Yeah, that's what you get, Ignis. ]

[photoshooter]

it's a talent. （*´▽｀*）

[allfornothing]

That's. Fair, I guess.

Is it a talent you like?

[photoshooter]

someday, when the world's at its darkest and we all need a hero, the guys are gonna turn to me like, prompto? we need someone to make as LOUD and OBNOXIOUS noises as a human being possibly can.

and then i'll nod, like. my time has come.

[allfornothing]

You know what. I can believe that. And I think we'd be in good hands when that happens.

[ She almost honestly means that, too. Except for the part where she won't be around for it, which makes it unpleasantly ironic, but still. ]

[unfatalist]

Much obliged, thank you. Though I imagine I could've done without the, ah. Fanfare.

[allfornothing]

You're welcome. Are... how's the day going?

[unfatalist]

Oh, I've had worse, I suppose. I might as well take it as a compliment that Prompto has seen fit to advertise the status of the day all over this forum; there's no helping it at this point, after all.

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

geez no credit for my cafe? I see how it is!!!




but uh happy birthday ignis

[photoshooter]

lmao dude, nothing against your cafe!! i'm just saying you'd have had like nothing to cook if iggy hadn't helped set up the time travel garden back then. tho to be fair i haven't been to ur cafe so i can't rate it or anything.

[satanslash]

lol i know im joking

mostly

i cant blame you for not coming around if youre getting food from him all the time im just some self taught brat after all (｀∀´)Ψ

[photoshooter]

no now i'm curious! i mean i love iggy's cooking *(●♡∀♡)*(●♡∀♡)* but i ALSO love trying new things!! r u open all the time?

[unfatalist]

Much appreciated, thank you.

#2471A3

[unfatalist]

[oh titan's fucking balls are you kidding him with this shit]

Was this strictly necessary, Prompto?

[NO. NO IT WAS NOT. THE ANSWER IS NO.]

[photoshooter]

you bet it was, birthday boy!

[Yes. Yes it was. The answer is yes.]

[unfatalist]

"An interdimensional holiday" is stretching it just a bit, I think. I don't think it properly counts as one just because we've celebrated it in more than one dimension, technically.

[photoshooter]

???? what's the criteria here then??

#1A2367

[nascere]

[ hehehe noctis is so proud of prompto for this, because ignis is real shitty at thinking about himself ]

that's a good one, i hope he gets plenty of birthday wishes

[ but then: ]

also buddy i need your help w something

[ YOU KNOW. BIRFDAY PREP. ]

[photoshooter]

k brt bud!!

[NYOOOOOM. And here's Prompto, ready for anything, bouncing on his toes and swinging his arms.]

So what's the plan?

[nascere]

[ prompto is real shitty at thinking about himself, too, and noctis is just contemplating this when his best friend comes bounding in like the world's most cheerful chocobobutt.

Noctis, yawning and drowsy and almost certainly thinking of going back to bed, is stalwartly keepin' on. ]

Okay, so. I've walked the chocobos and tended to the garden. Are we making him breakfast in bed? Because you're gonna have to make the breakfast.

[photoshooter]

Uhhh, he replied to my post so he's already awake, so that probably won't work...

[Prompto crosses his arms and curls one hand around his chin, his bouncing slowing to thoughtful rocking.]

We should... make cake?

[...]

Do either of us know how to bake a cake?

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.
So what I'm getting from this is that I have free reign to tease him as much as I want for 8eing unspeaka8ly ancient.

[photoshooter]

absolutely! he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOLD now!! i have to start calling him granny ignis instead of mama ignis. (*´艸`*)

[hypertoxic]

Haha. I missed you, Prompto. Glad to see you're 8ack.
What do humans normally like for their 8irthdays? Or may8e I should ask what Ignis would like.

[photoshooter]

asking what ignis would like is def different from what other humans would, lol. it's sort of hard for me to judge cause he's got way different (and better) taste than i do in p much everything, but i guess what i'm trying to do is just, whatever i can to let him know how much we appreciate him. so schmoopy heartfelt gestures like that, but in as long-lasting a form as i can figure out. you know?