#FFFFE0 - An Offer

[regrede]

If anyone has looked at the quests, you may notice that one requires “a new experience.” In the interest of efficiency, I am offering a spectacular opportunity that will be mutually beneficial for myself and any Red who chooses to take me up on my offer.

As you may be aware, I am what some may call a “vampire,” and as seems to be common amidst all the universes, I require blood. (Do not hunt me. I am capable of controlling myself without it and you will regret the attempt.) If you would like to exercise your altruistic instinct for a poor, thirsty maiden, my doors are open.

If that isn’t enough incentive, I am capable of temporarily turning you into the undead and doubling your strength. You will be under my thrall, but what is life without a little danger?

Serious inquiries only, please. I am especially looking for an arrangement with longevity.

- Sierra

Comments

[regrede]

Oh my.

Well, in that case, I can’t offer you a successful quest, but I’m still willing to take donations.

[allfornothing]

Hm. I'll think about it.

[regrede]

If strength appeals to you, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

[allfornothing]

Actually, what appeals to me is actually considering the consequences and not going for half-assed plans. Strength can only go so far.

[regrede]

You probably aren’t the target for my offer, if you’ve thought about it this far.

[ but she’s not mad about it… mostly amused. ]

[allfornothing]

Another question. I might be wrong with what you're fully offering, but if you do grant the whole strength thing, are you setting yourself up for competition when it comes to... donors?

[regrede]

They will never be as strong as I am, and I can remove their strength at any time. It’s a fairly safe process for me.

[allfornothing]

Yeah, I'm really not the target audience for that offer. Hope that people accepting it doesn't bite you in the ass, eventually.

[regrede]

Oh, you’re no fun, though you may be wise. Suit yourself.

[allfornothing]

Not everybody exists for the sake of other people's fun.

[regrede]

Are we still looking for compliments on our wisdom? What do you exist for, then?

[allfornothing]

I was not looking for that in the first place!

And good question, I'll check back if I find out the answer.