#FFFFE0 - An Offer

[regrede]

If anyone has looked at the quests, you may notice that one requires “a new experience.” In the interest of efficiency, I am offering a spectacular opportunity that will be mutually beneficial for myself and any Red who chooses to take me up on my offer.

As you may be aware, I am what some may call a “vampire,” and as seems to be common amidst all the universes, I require blood. (Do not hunt me. I am capable of controlling myself without it and you will regret the attempt.) If you would like to exercise your altruistic instinct for a poor, thirsty maiden, my doors are open.

If that isn’t enough incentive, I am capable of temporarily turning you into the undead and doubling your strength. You will be under my thrall, but what is life without a little danger?

Serious inquiries only, please. I am especially looking for an arrangement with longevity.

- Sierra

Comments

#9b5148

[tosa]

Been there, done that, I'm good.

[regrede]

I didn’t turn you into my zombie servant. Not yet.

1/2

[tosa]

What

[tosa]

( Guess who didn't read the whole post and just said the first thing on his mind? This guy!!! )

WAIT A MINTEU who said you caould do that!

[regrede]

I did.

I have a knack for putting naughty fools into line with my fangs, you know.

#ED4C2D

[allfornothing]

[ color ]

What if it doesn't count because it's not a new experience for you?

[regrede]

Oh my.

Well, in that case, I can’t offer you a successful quest, but I’m still willing to take donations.

[allfornothing]

Hm. I'll think about it.

[regrede]

If strength appeals to you, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

#8C0017

[rasure]

( Color )

[Yeah, we're not doing that. But also, it's so intriguing!]

You're a real live vampire? You're not just a story?

[regrede]

Are you scared?

That old placation of “I don’t bite” doesn’t apply here…

[rasure]

It's very scary! But I guess a polite vampire means it's scary in a way that I'm okay with.

What's it like to be a vampire?

[regrede]

I wouldn’t recommend it, if I’m being completely honest with you. There are so many nasty vampire hunters out there that I’m forced to swat like flies.

private message; #FFDF00

[inheritance]

How much do you need?

[regrede]

[ oh? interesting… ]

Not much at all. You’re offering even without the quest?

#D6EAF8

[holycurse]

may i ask what you mean by temporarily undead, exactly?

[regrede]

You would be imbued with the powers of a “zombie.” It should only hurt a little, and only temporarily at that.

Doesn’t that sound fun?

[holycurse]

not particularly, i'm afraid. zombies aren't exactly looked at in a positive light, where i come from.

i'm sure there are others in this town who would love to try it, though.

[regrede]

Zombies aren’t in high regard where I’m from either. I’m not fond of them myself…

But beggars can’t be choosers, so they say.

#D20000

[lacrimose]

kinky

[regrede]

Well, only if you’re into that sort of thing.

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

i don't think i need any extra strength, but if you need blood, i don't mind!

how much blood would you need?

1/2

[regrede]

All of it.

2/2

[regrede]

That was just a little joke, of course. I don’t need much.

[queenofminiskirts]

it's a good joke! but maybe next time let them sweat it out a little longer.