#7BB2F2

[esperimental]

If one sights a small person with black hair in a frilly pink dress and they ask to NOT be rescued, please comply. This is an attempt at finding the source of the dragon's point of origin due to the abductions of the past few days not always resulting in immediate consumption, and the added probability of kidnapping from dressing as a princess.

They will easily be able to beat the dragon back when need-be, so do not be alarmed. Thank you for your cooperation.

[ BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY HIS PLAN WILL GO THAT WELL. and yes people who can recall ritsu wore this dress in his intro (or just FEEL his aura) can drag him online ]

Comments

[esperimental]

This is more about improvising than anything solid. Too many variables.

But you're so smart how would you go about getting information from dragons?

[witchual]

well, to put it simply...

I wouldn't. that's the easy way, right? and it keeps you from being a nice smear on the ground.

[esperimental]

The easy way doesn't get us closer to any new information.

Are you just going to hide?

[witchual]

I never said hide!

I just said I wasn't going to get myself kidnapped.

[ Or do much of anything, probably... ]

what good is information if you get gobbled up by a dragon before you can tell the tale, anyway?

[esperimental]

Sounds like somebody not confident enough to play the weakling well.

[ he's going there!!! ]

I'll burst out of its throat if I have to. There's scarier things than going through rows of teeth the size of your head.

[witchual]

oh, no, don't worry about me. I could handle being the weakling so well. what kind of actress can't? look: how awful everyday life is, to be terrified of the sound of wind rustling through the trees! the shadows that the clouds cast on a sunny day are enough to make me tremble in fear!

[ Thankfully, she's gracious enough to spare the entire network of fifteen paragraphs of fake, melodramatic introspection. ]

ooh, if kicking in a dragon's teeth doesn't daunt you at all, what other escapades have you been hiding from us? pray tell, how many times have you ended up as a dragon's charge?

[ Of course, she already knows that there are things in life worse than getting kidnapped by a dragon, but she's going to be annoying online!! ]