USER: #E00707 - can we even have green thumbs if there isn't any green

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

A brief announcement, as we’ve all seemed to embrace the trend of sharing important information on this forum: we have successfully begun cultivating a garden.

apparently when he says brief he means brief but anyway
flavo is now plus one flavor station
you could say its flavotown with guy fielderi
or not that you could also say not that
but yeah we just took over a random ass field and planted things
and then used a magical fertilizer known as time shit and also me
but mostly time shit which smells less bad than like bullshit but apparently has the same results
and anyway we used that to make stuff grow faster
you know for fun and profit
and also french fries
and now we are inviting you to help the fuck out because gardening is actually really boring
and also we could use a bigger variety of things to garden
i guess
right
hey how do we garden salt

Salt can be distilled out of salt water, with a bit of time and effort. Or was that intended to be a rhetorical question?

none of my questions are ever rhetorical i always want an answer
unless the answer is something dumb i guess but in that case i can always just make up that someone told me something not dumb
or i can just pretend i never asked
anyway that aside
were willing to probably reward anyone who wants to put in gardening time
like with weeds or things
or like actually giving us neat seeds or whatever
with food that actually tastes like stuff since thats most of what were growing
or just like food which is an important resource if you dont wanna die i guess
but also more importantly than any of that
french fries
because guess what tel made me french fries and theyre the bomb and i can now die a happy man the end
I didnt realize until this moment just how much i missed salt and that kind of warm greasy french fry smell and feeling
its chicken soup for the soul only way more satisfying and also probably less healthy which is what makes it more satisfying
you know you want in on this

That does seem a sufficient bribe, yes. Join the gardening effort; receive french fries. I’m willing to call that my contribution to the cause.

[ despite the fact this is all in dave's lovely red text, he is probably not larping talking with someone else. in fact, the other person is ignis scientia who will also probably respond to things. and as promised they have in fact set up a garden plot in flavo! thanks to dave's dumb time powers things they're growing there are on a month-week scale. for example, potatoes take 2 months but with dave applying some time shit they're taking 2 weeks. the garden currently offers: tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and wheat. these things all have flavor because they were made from things ignis had already from home! give them more stuff, obviously. maybe earn yourself some delicious french fries! ]

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#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(is this like thread #4 at once)

oh shit nice
i got an idea about the salt but it's kinda crazy and i dunno if it'll work
how many fries do i get if it does

[Then, after his foodthusiasm, the abridged forum sig:]

okuya$u

[unfatalist]

[COLOR because guess what, chums, despite being a blue he's borrowing Dave's computer and account for this.]

I'm all in favor of rewarding innovation and brilliance. What is the idea?

[...]

Tellu$

[IS HE DOIN IT RITE]

[pursestrings]

sup guy who ain't dave
it'd make more sense if u saw it but short version: like 10% chance i can pull the water out of salt water
10, maybe 20

[There is a fundamental lack of understanding of, like, basic chemistry at work here, but he might figure that out himself.]

[unfatalist]

...Only 10%? That's the principle of evaporation, I would think everyone can do that.

[IG NYE, THE SCI(ENTIA) GUY]

[pursestrings]

[what a nerd]

10% evaporation? what
i don't know what ur talking about
but anyway i'm talking something faster than that

[unfatalist]

All right, I'll bite. Would you care to elaborate on your secret method?

[pursestrings]

ok picture this
i take the water & make it disappear

[unfatalist]

I'm picturing it but I still don't see what that has to do with procuring salt.

[pursestrings]

cuz then only the salt is left
u with me so far

[unfatalist]

...The salt is dissolved in the water.

How are you separating out the two?

[pursestrings]

pulling the water really hard

[unfatalist]

...

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

[pursestrings]

sure it does
why wouldn't it make sense??

[parodeity]

ok id ask what but i can see it above
hell you may as well try
sometimes crazy ideas work and what do you lose if it doesnt
besides the water which we maybe shouldnt waste theoretically but if its salt water does it matter
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[pursestrings]

it still rains here so we got water to spare
do u think the hand can do it?? i never tried
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[parodeity]

you can always try it with like a bowl of salt water and see
i genuinely wouldnt know

[pursestrings]

right, yeah
good idea though i didn't think of that
i'll keep u posted

[parodeity]

oh whoops

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to make up for missing one

[pursestrings]

damn that's a cool overload
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extra cash for extra cool

[parodeity]

do you feel weird w/out a cash system here
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[pursestrings]

kinda
i was already poor as shit so that's not new
but now it doesn't even matter which is bogus
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[bogus.]

[parodeity]

honestly money hasnt mattered for me for about three years
bc our meteor didnt have an economy
its kind of a weird feeling at first but you get used to it?
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[pursestrings]

sure
i'm gonna need new pins for my jacket at this rate
maybe a fucked up fish or something
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[parodeity]

do the pins mean something
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[pursestrings]

money stuff yeah
if u write my name the correct way it's got the character for billion in it
guess my folks liked the idea of lots of cash too
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