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[color!]

[Please see the first comment for a full translation. Or the comment right below it for...a different translation. Feel free to respond as if your character can read this or not!! Have fun w/ it! You may also receive a reply from Mordred / rebeliune; thanks for your patience while we coordinate.]


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

✧⁺⸜o(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧

୧༼✿ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨       T h aNK yOuu

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XXXXX ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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(ง’̀-‘́)ง--------☆ Ψ(｀∀´#)ﾉ ?

Comments

#B00000, literally like two minutes after the post goes up

[rebeliune]

[ colour! ]

you can use this thing too, berserker? it should be easy enough to understand...... but just in case, ill translate for you the rest of you louts! so listen up!

she says the flowers are pretty, so thanks to everyone who helped with that. it makes her really happy to see them all colorful again, so i guess ill thank you as well.

besides that, she wants you all to plant more this month. but if you mess it up, shell kill you! and ill kill you for making her upset! or at least force you to apologize!

shes also offering to fight the goblins. shes strong, so shed make a good ally. and where she goes, i go, so youd have the two of us. i dont need any help with fighting, but i dont mind carrying a weakling or two, if its for the sake of helping out. just dont slow me down.

anyway, thats what she says! make sure you all read it thoroughly!

[uuuh]

¯\_o(●′-‵●)_/¯ .

[Close enough.]

... ⸜o(●′▾‵●)⸝   +++ ━━╋⊂o(-`д´- ｡) ????//?

[Wait... What's this about going together?]

[rebeliune]

of course wed go together. didnt i say that id protect you? even if its just some goblins, that doesnt change anything.

[uuuh]

◝o(′▾`)oو ̑̑ o K

Ψ(✖∀✖#)ﾉ       Ψ(✖∀✖#)ﾉ      Ψ(✖∀✖#)ﾉ      Ψ(✖∀✖#)ﾉ

[Ok.

The goblins don't really stand a chance.]

[rebeliune]

thats right!!! theres no way they can stand up to team bersaber! or should that be saberker?

[revolutionized]

[color!]

its you again isnt it? that loud knight with the bad plans
why are you always threatening to kill people? geez calm down
me an d himemiya are gonna plant flowers and i bet a bunch of others are too so theres no need to kill anyone
(；¬＿¬)

[rebeliune]

my plans are perfectly fine! and ill calm down when i feel like it!

this isnt about me anyway. im just making sure people dont screw things up. cause even if i didnt kill you for stepping on the flowers, berserker probably would. she gets like that sometimes.

[revolutionized]

yeah whatever you say ┐(´-｀)┌
anyway i dont think anyone would step on the flowers on purpose thatd kinda be pointless wouldnt it? i thought we're all supposed to be working together
you and your friend (berserker? is that her name?) dont have to kill anyone
you could say
"hey! please don't step on those!" or
"be careful!"
it makes you guys sound less angry if you say it that way

[uuuh]

ヾ(_ _*) ...

(◎)   XXXX (‾-ƪ‾).｡oO   ✿

[Sorry...

Most people don't care enough to think of the flowers.]

[rebeliune]

oi dont apologize to her. shes annoying.

[revolutionized]

huh? she said you were apologizing
say its alright but you dont have to worry about me hurting flowers
ill protect em!

should i do faces too
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ✿

[rebeliune]

why should i care if i sound angry? im always angry.

they could step on them by accident. either way, i wont forgive anyone who does. at least not until they apologize.

... but i guess i could warn people first. then if they do screw up, i can beat them to a pulp more freely. let that be a lesson to everyone else to watch their feet.

#2345B6

[artorian]

[ ... How is Berserker even doing that with her keyboard...??? Is it not harder to make those faces and images than typing with words?? The Berserker class works in mysterious ways.

There's a lot to take in here, but in the end, Saber goes for a simple reply. ]

I did not realize you two were so close.

[ Berserker seems nice enough if one ignores all of that keyboard art of murder. It'll be good for Mordred to have a friend... ]

[rebeliune]

yeah, we are. you got a problem with that?

oh, and she says im way stronger, better, and cooler than you are. not that i didnt already know that.

[ Berserker hasn't even responded yet... ]

1/2

[uuuh]

^^^^^^^^^^

w rong

[rebeliune]

back me up dammit!

2/2

[uuuh]

( ◞•̀д•́)◞⚔◟(•̀д•́◟ )

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[We encountered one another in the Holy Grail War.]

how we suffer for art...

[artorian]

[ It looks like Mordred is abusing her translator privileges, so Saber ignores the response of lies. ]

The Holy Grail War, was it? I hope she did not cause too much trouble for you.

[ Sure, Servants are supposed to cause a certain amount of trouble for each other during a Holy Grail War, but Mordred is capable of Stupid Trouble far beyond what's necessary. ]

[rebeliune]

[ SINCE SHE'S BEING IGNORED??? ]

dont ask stupid questions. what the hell do you think happens in a holy grail war? [ aka; she doesn't know if Fran is comfortable talking about it, so she's stepping in. ]

[uuuh]

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⸔ ━━╋ *:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* Q–(’̀-’̀Q )

[...

It's in the past, anyway.

There was a lot of fighting then.]

#F41E13

[finalcrow]

k but whats with the weird typing???

[that's all he got from this, apparently!!]

[rebeliune]

are you blind or merely a fool? obviously theyre pictures! look more closely before asking stupid questions!

[finalcrow]

obviously they're pictures. what's the deal, she can't read or write?

[uuuh]

UGH!!!

[rebeliune]

[ hey mik turn on ur location ]

she can read just fine! and she can write just fine for people who arent idiots! come and say that shit to my face you bastard!