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[Please see the first comment for a full translation. Or the comment right below it for...a different translation. Feel free to respond as if your character can read this or not!! Have fun w/ it! You may also receive a reply from Mordred / rebeliune; thanks for your patience while we coordinate.]


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in person bc she's Right There

[rebeliune]

[ When she sees Maya's response pop up, Mordred goes to lean over her shoulder, because she's rude and has no sense of privacy. (Also this way she can just translate in person.) ]

Oi, don't worry about it. Neither of us would have any reason to kill you.

[scooptimistic]

[ Maya only huffs a short laugh, unfazed by nosy roommates, and reaches a hand up to pat Mordred's head. ]

I'm glad I'm not on your hit list, but I wasn't really talking about me. I know how to leave flowers alone and appreciate them.

[rebeliune]

Don't pat my head like I'm a kid!

[ ... She makes no effort to pull away, though, because she actually likes it. ]

Who cares if a few idiots die? That way they can't screw up again. [ But she relents a moment later. ] ... It's not like I'd actually kill anyone, though. I'd just beat them up until they apologized to Berserker.

[scooptimistic]

I'm patting your head because you're my roommate and I appreciate you not trying to murder me. When it happens once, you really think about how grateful you are to everyone else!

[ Maya, please don't be so blasé about people coming for your life. She grins, though, and Mordred gets another pat for her troubles. ]

But smacking some sense into someone for messing up is a completely different thing. Especially for your friend's sake. I'd do it, too.

[ She has done it. ]

[rebeliune]

[ She accepts the second headpat with minimal grousing, but: ]

Wait, someone else tried to kill you? I'll kill them!

[ This time, she does actually mean it. ]

[scooptimistic]

[ oh my god, Mordred. ]

Not here. It's okay. Obviously I'm still alive.

[rebeliune]

It's not obvious at all! You could be a spirit like me! Or some sort of necromancer's zombie!

[ Even if she's weirdly casual about her own death, people she likes dying is a Big No. ]

[scooptimistic]

... Er. Well. I mean, that's possible, but I would have had to die first. So I promise my heart's still beating!

[ Okay, yes, she died, but she got better via reset and that's a different story entirely.

And okay, her roommate came for her life once, but she doesn't need a Mordred vs Ulala throwdown. ]

[rebeliune]

Good! Keep it that way!

[ Solid advice. ]

So what the hell happened? Did someone send an assassin after you? I mean, you seem like the sort of idiot who gets involved in dangerous things.

[scooptimistic]

I'll have you know that I am an extremely smart and capable lady who gets involved in dangerous things!

[ ... yeah, she's not denying that part. ]

Anyway, I was investigating a rumor and a serial killer decided he had it out for me, for... a few reasons? No big, though, he's not a problem anymore.

[rebeliune]

You can be both those things and still an idiot!

[ ... Not really, but Mordred logic. She blinks at how casual Maya seems about the whole serial killer thing, but quickly shrugs it off. ]

So... that means you froze him with that Artemis chick, right? And then, you left the statue somewhere as a warning to everyone else!

[ Look, she's related to the Round Table Torturer, her ideas aren't going to be the best. ]

[scooptimistic]

No, he just got stabbed to death when he tried to hijack our blimp after we escaped a museum that was completely on fire.

[ Ah. ]

[rebeliune]

[ ???????????????? ]

You have a blimp? No, wait, why was the museum on fire? I thought you were a reporter!

[scooptimistic]

Ah, no, the blimp was the museum's. We had to use it to escape off the roof.

[ Yep. ]

And the serial killer guy I mentioned had rigged it with bombs, and we were chasing after him, so--!

[ YEP. ]

[rebeliune]

[ She's silent for a good few seconds.

Then, she starts slapping Maya's back (a little too hard, though not on purpose) as she laughs uproariously. ]

Just how the hell are you still alive? That's crazier than most of the crap in a Holy Grail War!

[scooptimistic]

Oof-- hey, gentle, I'm not as resilient!

[ Humans bruise, Mordred! ]

But I just-- decided I wasn't going to die, no matter what, and it worked out. [ Stubbornness and Personas can get you places. ]

[rebeliune]

It's fine! No matter how hard I hit you, you won't die, right?

[ Using Maya's own words against her like an asshole... ]

You really are something, you know that?

[scooptimistic]

That doesn't mean it won't hurt...

[ Mordred, please. ]

But thanks, I think? That's a compliment, right?

[rebeliune]

Idiot, of course it is. It's rare to find a person like you.

That's why, whether you're my Master or not, I'll follow you anywhere. [ After a pause: ] Well, if I'm not protecting Berserker. But besides that!

[ She didn't even mention her dad... progress!! ]

[scooptimistic]

Aww, Mordred!

[ Even though you just called her an idiot again... ]

I'm definitely not your Master, but you've got my support too! But definitely give Berserker first priority, I can take care of myself. [ Even though she is not an overpowered Servant? Okay... ]

[rebeliune]

So can Berseker. But we have a special connection, so I'll protect her even if she doesn't need it. ... Actually, I'm pretty sure you need it way more than her, since she's a Servant and all.

[ She stands back up so she can seem more impressive (lol), and gets down on one knee, lifting her gaze just slightly. ]

Even if we aren't like that [ like what ], I'll lend you my sword as well. I, Mordred, swear it on my honour as a knight, and future king.

... Heh, I sounded pretty cool just now, huh? Way better than my father would have! [ It was nice while it lasted. ]

[scooptimistic]

[ Like what? Fellow Servants? Maya has no idea, but as she glances down at Mordred, she can't help but smile (and refrain from patting her head, this time). ]

Now I really do feel like a princess. Thanks, Mordred. I've got your back, too-- just not as a knight or a future king or anything like that. But I'm still tough enough to lend a hand!

-- And you did sound really cool!