Luo Binghe, it's nice to meet you! It's funny, I feel like I've heard that name before, somewhere. It seems familiar.
[ If only he could remember where. He has the sudden idea that this might be someone from his world, and he'd met them before. But if that were the case, he'd expect the name "Wei Wuxian" to have elicited more of a reaction. On the other hand, the person might be choosing his words carefully. ]
[ Binghe has no idea who he's talking to, no-one has mentioned the name to him and so as far as he's aware he's simply talking to someone new like himself.]
It seems someone has mentioned my name before arriving here. A lot of people have heard my name before. Nice to meet you, Wei Wuxian.
[ A lot of people here had heard the man's name as well. So... it's someone from Shen Qingqiu's world, then, and therefore the person mentioning him also must have been Shen Qingqiu.
...
This person isn't a maiden at all!!! ]
Now I remember! I've seen you! You're that cute little disciple of his!
[ Perhaps he'll want to be friends with Sizhui; they're about the same age, as far as he can remember. ]
You haven't met me, that's true. But I've definitely seen you.
[ He'd seen a lot of Luo Binghe, and had even had to assume the boy's appearance for a while, all to trick Shen Qingqiu into forgiving himself, and releasing the two of them from the nightmare in his heart.
He also knows that Shen Qingqiu has a lot of feelings related to Luo Binghe. ]
Have you had a chance to speak with him? A-Qiu, I mean.
[ If Binghe could see half of what Shen Qingqiu's friends and acquaintances have, he'd be equal parts shocked and impressed at the sheer scope of it all!]
In his heart, Shen Qingqiu had insisted that Luo Binghe would be murderously angry with him. He’d dismissed the possibility (because he had to, to escape from the man’s heart), but if they haven’t even met up yet... could it be true? ]
[ Sometimes Luo Binghe wishes he could be so angry with his teacher, if only because recently in the last few days since arriving he hasn't been able to get a lick of sense out of the guy.
And that's before the usual mixed messages.]
That is why this one is going to look for ingredients; to have something cooked for our meeting. [ You know, just so there's no doubt, Binghe has no qualms in announcing those intentions. Everyone else can read it and weep.]
I still think you have the wrong person; I'm not little.
[ Binghe will make congee for Shen Qingqiu as often as he needs to for the other to see sense. And should Shen Qingqiu not eat it, Binghe will simply make sure he stays put until he does.
Easy!
It's just a shame that Binghe is also prone to evading certain facts when it comes to talking to the new people here. Everyone had seemed to invested in him talking with Shen Qingqiu it was borderline weird. They didn't need to know everything. ]
guess a lot of people stepped into your heart, Shen QIngqiu! ]
I did, but that's not how we met. He was afflicted with a curse called "frogitis," which turned him into a frog. He required my daily assistance to be able to keep his human form, you see!
[ That's two.... And wow where did those gouge marks in the table surface suddenly come from?? Could it possibly be from someone doing everything they can not to throw their laptop out a window?]
No one should be there but that is shizun's choice.
Turned into a frog? Will the affliction come back or was it a single time?
That....actually sounds more jealous than murderous. Hmmm..... ]
It took about a month of treatment, every day. It’s better now, but it could come back any time. You have to keep watch for signs of webbing between his fingers, cold clammy skin, or an irresistible urge to hop.
Even if I told you the treatment, I'm not sure you'd believe me. It's best if you work it out for yourself. I'll give you a hint, though. It's based on a fairy tale about a ~handsome prince~ that was turned into a frog. How he got turned back, you'll just have to read about it in the library.
A handsome prince? A frog? What is this an illness or a story? And if you won't share then this one will have to go find out. Where is the library? Or are you going to make that a riddle too?
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[ If only he could remember where. He has the sudden idea that this might be someone from his world, and he'd met them before. But if that were the case, he'd expect the name "Wei Wuxian" to have elicited more of a reaction. On the other hand, the person might be choosing his words carefully. ]
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It seems someone has mentioned my name before arriving here. A lot of people have heard my name before. Nice to meet you, Wei Wuxian.
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This person isn't a maiden at all!!! ]
Now I remember! I've seen you! You're that cute little disciple of his!
[ Perhaps he'll want to be friends with Sizhui; they're about the same age, as far as he can remember. ]
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It's a miracle the laptop hasn't been flipped in shock.]
What? "Cute little disciple"?? Remember what?? I haven't met you before, so you must be thinking of someone else as a cute little disciple.
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[ He'd seen a lot of Luo Binghe, and had even had to assume the boy's appearance for a while, all to trick Shen Qingqiu into forgiving himself, and releasing the two of them from the nightmare in his heart.
He also knows that Shen Qingqiu has a lot of feelings related to Luo Binghe. ]
Have you had a chance to speak with him? A-Qiu, I mean.
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Another strange thing of this place, then.
Briefly on this "forum". Why do you ask?
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In his heart, Shen Qingqiu had insisted that Luo Binghe would be murderously angry with him. He’d dismissed the possibility (because he had to, to escape from the man’s heart), but if they haven’t even met up yet... could it be true? ]
Oh well, I’m sure you’ll run into him!
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And that's before the usual mixed messages.]
That is why this one is going to look for ingredients; to have something cooked for our meeting. [ You know, just so there's no doubt, Binghe has no qualms in announcing those intentions. Everyone else can read it and weep.]
I still think you have the wrong person; I'm not little.
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Ah.
He thinks about what he’d “cooked” for Wen Chao, for their meeting, and shudders. ]
Oh well. Maybe you’re right! I have a bad memory after all, everyone says so!
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Easy!
It's just a shame that Binghe is also prone to evading certain facts when it comes to talking to the new people here. Everyone had seemed to invested in him talking with Shen Qingqiu it was borderline weird. They didn't need to know everything. ]
How well do you know him?
1/2
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Very well! He's my frogitis friend!
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Did you step into his heart too?
[ Blame Pyra for that one.... ]
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guess a lot of people stepped into your heart, Shen QIngqiu! ]
I did, but that's not how we met. He was afflicted with a curse called "frogitis," which turned him into a frog. He required my daily assistance to be able to keep his human form, you see!
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No one should be there but that is shizun's choice.
Turned into a frog? Will the affliction come back or was it a single time?
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That....actually sounds more jealous than murderous. Hmmm..... ]
It took about a month of treatment, every day. It’s better now, but it could come back any time. You have to keep watch for signs of webbing between his fingers, cold clammy skin, or an irresistible urge to hop.
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So you're saying there's an illness that makes them like that? And that Shizun has it?
[ It sounds like a load of shit, but this place is new, anything could happen and Binghe doesn't have the information to refute it. ]
What's the cure?
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[ As for the rest, you’ll have to figure it out for yourself. ]
I’ll leave you to it. Bye now!