#FF8080 (backdated to before the event)

[queenofminiskirts]

so there's this hag old granny in the forest. the last time i met her she asked us riddles and if we answered it correctly we'd get to ask one question. and if we got it wrong we got punished. which is unfair. i know riddles are normal for fairytales but some of us are just really bad at riddles!

anyway. lan wangji and i went into the forest a couple of days ago to see if we could find her again. since it seems like if we focus on something we can usually find it.

and we did find her! and she answered one question from each of us and wouldn't answer anymore like a real cheapskate.

but according to her, mr. f is the town, which honestly makes that whole 'clean up the town' quest we got in the beginning really, really weird.

but also, those pages we've been getting? apparently, the people who have those pages in the book get to go home in the end. which also brings up some new questions but it also makes me feel like i deserve a refund for that stupid mirror i got from the wish quest. since if those people's pages weren't in the book then the mirror had been lying!

[And she doesn't want to think about the implications of that...where did those people go?]

Comments

[queenofminiskirts]

having the page in the book already means you'll get to go home though! don't waste four words on that!

[asano_san]

I don't know what else to say! What would you write?

[queenofminiskirts]

hm...

he'll get laid someday?

[asano_san]

You're a genius!

[queenofminiskirts]

ikr?

i'm the best!

[asano_san]

Wait a minute.

Why did you say someday and not soon?

Someday could be in 50 years!

[queenofminiskirts]

or 100!

[Why is she like this.]

[asano_san]

I won't be alive that long!

[queenofminiskirts]

75 then?

[asano_san]

I'll be alive but I won't want sex anymore!

[queenofminiskirts]

don't worry. guys are horndogs until they day they die.

but if you're really worried it can be 60 year instead.

[asano_san]

I'm going to write "soon"!

[queenofminiskirts]

'soon' is also relative, you know. to an immortal, 'soon' might be 1000 years later.

[asano_san]

That's just the kind of thing the town would do! Soon when you think about the entire life of the universe.

I don't care! I'm trying it anyway! I don't have enough words to be more specific.

[queenofminiskirts]

[You could have written 'today' or 'tomorrow'. But Kaoru doesn't think that'd be realistic, so...]

good luck. remember to use protection.