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USER: #E00707 - quest coordination and also don't fucking time travel signed dave the time guy

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

sup this is dave again
this time im solo if you were wondering
anyway im going to try to be brief and to the point up here but i know ill ramble down below
but major points to discuss before i inevitably just let my train of thought slam off the fucking rails and down into the valley of meandering metaphors

1) quest coordination
there are four quests and 1 requires 5 trios of red/yellow/blue
it says restore the written word which as a dude who is in possession of books purloined from a weird little forest cottage
i find compelling
i know of at least 2 trios who did or are doing this
me minato and ryoji
and egbert momo and izuku
so we need three more
if you are in a trio doing this or have done this lmk so we can be sure were clear
if you would like to do this or another quest let me know your name and color and i will play matchmaker in the interest of literary options to stave off boredom maybe being restored
i mean that sounds pretty cut and dry right
restore the written word

summation: leave me your:
name
color
what quests among the four you want

and ill sort you out
time management and group management are basically the same damn thing right
ftr for those of you who forgot the other quests are
-leaf hunting 1 yellow
-harpy hunting 1 red 1 blue
-wolves 1 red

also im pretty sure only i can time travel
and egbert kind of halfway but he doesnt fucking count rn because i told him to knock it off already
but like if anyone else has time related powers
heads up maybe dont use them in the town
i assume you already figured that out if you have secret time powers
but also i guess if anyone shows up with time powers
tell them not to go back or forward
freezing stuff or speeding it up didnt get me slammed with a naughty boy mental kick but like fun fact
i for sure got hit with some pretty ridiculously ominous flashbacks (flashforwards??? whatever)
when i was attempting to break my selfimposed time travel ban
highlights of my magical mental mystery tour included
-things eating ppl in the woods always a classic
-ppl going into the woods and never coming back because why not
-same via sailboats into the horizon which wasnt that like one of the end things in lotor??
-all you all dying in various fun ways so cheers to that
anyway i pretty much assume the powers that be are like dave my man
we like the timeline in this town exactly how it is so like
fuck off
and im gonna do the cool guy thing and raise my hands in surrender and go yeah ok
because doublechecking that a few times was maybe stupid and i dont plan to keep it up unless i have a reason to

ftr it works fine outside the town though so theres that
ok im going to cut myself off here because i kind of want to discuss the possibility the natives were elves who went off to elf island and that maybe detracts from my main points of "lets try to do the really fucking intense coordination quest please assist" followed by "if you want to do quests but cant find a partner bc youre too involved in standing at the edge of the ballroom floor trying not to look at the other kids lmk and ill be that one asshole teacher who goes why dont you dance with little susie she looks nice" followed by "time travel still sucks an update"
later dudes

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Sure, come on in.

[ the front room is the living room and is...

special. there are captcharoids plastered on the walls (the edges of them have color) and a sketch of a crow done by yusuke is pinned up also. there's a skeleton in a peasant dress neatly arranged on an arm chair.

and there is a lobster tank made by momo, where nauti buoy swims free... ]

[Hey one question, Dave? One question? The fuck is up with this decor. Okuyasu raises an eyebrow at the everything as he comes inside, but especially the mysterious wallpaper. The skeleton in a dress? That one he chuckles at. Nice.]

Where'd you get all this stuff? Besides the roommate, I mean- gross, by the way.

[But also: Nice. Time to go look at this tank.]

Oh, the captcharoids are like. From my camera I found here. They technically collect the captcha codes of whatever items, so they can be alchemized or whatever later, but without the tools to do that they're effectively useless as anything other than glorified wallpaper?

[ the tank, at least, is free of dave's decorating sense. ]

[This explanation does absolutely nothing for him... it's all he can do to listen with a look of dim confusion, but okay - Dave's weird stuff only makes sense 50% of the time anyway, still.]

Yeah, sure. My room's just blue. [Very blue, it's too blue.] You got really bored one day and did all this, huh?

It was back when all the furniture was talking - it made it pretty hard to sleep, so...

[ HE HAD A LOT OF SPARE TIME ]

[Dave....]

Maybe you oughta get a roommate that actually talks, dude.

[ he will eventually steal okuyasu's roommate??? ]

And ruin my bachelor pad?

[we are now time traveling in threads]

I don't think you get to call it a bachelor pad 'til you're, like, thirty and still eat nothing but chips for meals. You gonna be the chip guy, Dave?

I would already be the doritoes guy if I could get chips here?

For real?

[then maybe it is a bachelor pad...... stand in your truth, Dave.] We gotta get you some quality cuisine.

Top of the list is actually apple juice, though.

[ why is this his vice ]

Some fancy-pants artisanal apple juice. And a steak made outta Doritos.

[don't slum with generic]

Are you tryin' to make me swoon or something?

Well I just came by to see pets and give potatoes, but if you cant resist my killer ideas, it can't be helped.

[the potato is in his pocket, because why not put a potato there.]

You're definitely irresistible. Anyway, Nauti Buoy's just over here and...I do not see any potatoes.

That's 'cause you didn't ask yet. [obviously... watch in awe as he pulls a purple potato from the depths of his pants pocket. tada.] Here you go, fresh outta the crate in my kitchen.

Sometimes I wonder if I should be more worried about the whole...things appearing magically thing. But then I remember life is dumb.

[ dave acquires 1 purple potato! ]

I'm pretty sure Mr. F's just keeping everything in his secret base underground, waiting for us to be out so he can bring crates like some fucked up Santa.

Do you think he has like secret tunnels into everyone's houses?

Or he just runs really fast when nobody's looking, right? Either way, dude's a creep. Creep food is better than no food...

I mean, yeah. Or food that doesn't taste like anything? So sick of that.

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