USER: #E00707 - quest coordination and also don't fucking time travel signed dave the time guy

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

sup this is dave again
this time im solo if you were wondering
anyway im going to try to be brief and to the point up here but i know ill ramble down below
but major points to discuss before i inevitably just let my train of thought slam off the fucking rails and down into the valley of meandering metaphors

1) quest coordination
there are four quests and 1 requires 5 trios of red/yellow/blue
it says restore the written word which as a dude who is in possession of books purloined from a weird little forest cottage
i find compelling
i know of at least 2 trios who did or are doing this
me minato and ryoji
and egbert momo and izuku
so we need three more
if you are in a trio doing this or have done this lmk so we can be sure were clear
if you would like to do this or another quest let me know your name and color and i will play matchmaker in the interest of literary options to stave off boredom maybe being restored
i mean that sounds pretty cut and dry right
restore the written word

summation: leave me your:
name
color
what quests among the four you want

and ill sort you out
time management and group management are basically the same damn thing right
ftr for those of you who forgot the other quests are
-leaf hunting 1 yellow
-harpy hunting 1 red 1 blue
-wolves 1 red

also im pretty sure only i can time travel
and egbert kind of halfway but he doesnt fucking count rn because i told him to knock it off already
but like if anyone else has time related powers
heads up maybe dont use them in the town
i assume you already figured that out if you have secret time powers
but also i guess if anyone shows up with time powers
tell them not to go back or forward
freezing stuff or speeding it up didnt get me slammed with a naughty boy mental kick but like fun fact
i for sure got hit with some pretty ridiculously ominous flashbacks (flashforwards??? whatever)
when i was attempting to break my selfimposed time travel ban
highlights of my magical mental mystery tour included
-things eating ppl in the woods always a classic
-ppl going into the woods and never coming back because why not
-same via sailboats into the horizon which wasnt that like one of the end things in lotor??
-all you all dying in various fun ways so cheers to that
anyway i pretty much assume the powers that be are like dave my man
we like the timeline in this town exactly how it is so like
fuck off
and im gonna do the cool guy thing and raise my hands in surrender and go yeah ok
because doublechecking that a few times was maybe stupid and i dont plan to keep it up unless i have a reason to

ftr it works fine outside the town though so theres that
ok im going to cut myself off here because i kind of want to discuss the possibility the natives were elves who went off to elf island and that maybe detracts from my main points of "lets try to do the really fucking intense coordination quest please assist" followed by "if you want to do quests but cant find a partner bc youre too involved in standing at the edge of the ballroom floor trying not to look at the other kids lmk and ill be that one asshole teacher who goes why dont you dance with little susie she looks nice" followed by "time travel still sucks an update"
later dudes

Comments

[murdery]

USER: #CC0000

oh awesome howd i die??

[Guess who's apparently feeling better!]

[parodeity]

[ HENRY WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY ]

hey dude
pick a number between 1 and 13

[murdery]

ok why?

[unfatalist]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I don't believe I've ever in my life stood at the edge of a ballroom floor and not somehow ended up with a dance partner.

As a metaphor, however, that's certainly an apt and vivid one.

[parodeity]

thats bc youre hot probably
and thanks i take some sort of shambling sense of pride in my metaphors
made up partly of embarrassment and yolo what the fuck everness

[windeity]

you know.
i did not even think about using my time powers here until you said it.

[parodeity]

yeah well keep not doing that and also
on second thought never read any of my other conversations ever goddamnit theyre already a mess
i miss pesterchum where only 1 person at a time could witness me fall facefirst into an onslaught of random stupidity

#E07CA0

[thriftea]

[Color! And yeah, she'll get to the quest bit in a second, but she'll tackle the most important thing first:]

dave... are you okay? it must have been terrible to see all of that.

[parodeity]

yeah nbd as the time player i have seen various things like that before
i mind more the not being able to time travel in here
even though i generally dont want to time travel
i would like the OPTION
so i could sulkily refuse rather than have the choice made for me
its like being told preemptively to go to my room
and the laws of physics arent my real mom

#3630FF

[messianic]

(Color)

[Dave, he kind of feels like--]

Somehow, you manage to get into trouble constantly, don't you...

[parodeity]

i will have you know egbert usually gets into more trouble than me

[ ...says dave, who has gotten himself killed on more than three separate occasions, who deliberately tried to commandeer a suicide mission solo (rose ended up helping), and who definitely died trying to get a corpse back from some dogs

like

yeah no he kind of gets into shit... ]

#030066

[passio]

Now we know. [ a short answer for a very long report. ] I hope you're okay, Dave.

[parodeity]

yep cant keep me down
you good on quests bro or do you need my services

[ he's maybe fine

he has a pet lobster now??? ]

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

[She read through some of the other replies to this already so at least she can stop worrying]

you seem to be okay
But make sure you have someone there with you as support in case anything goes wrong
If your head hurts or if anything feels out of the ordinary in your body let me know since i’m A doctors apprentice and all

And by people going out and getting killed in the forests
Did you see what kind of people?

[And for that matter, what would happen to her if she went and checked it herself? She hasn’t pushed much with her powers since that last day because it had turned up nothing, but if she tried again....]

[parodeity]

us
strangers i didnt know
so i assume natives?

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

yo what the fuck
we all die in time travel world??? shit man
how u doing with that

[This post sure is Dave Brand(tm), but somehow more rambling than usual, so Okuyasu is guessing he's not doing strictly 100% at the moment. Still...]

i told emma & that bitchy old man a story
probably worked idk
okya$u

[The signature is critical, but it's the serious, sensitive one-!!]

[parodeity]

ok thats three out of five
and im like pretty ok
you know how it goes
i got a pet lobster?
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

#DC143C

[lonered]

You okay though?

Aside from having had to see all that?

Also I was talking to a guy and a bird about that quest. We planned on it. I'll round them up so I guess count me for another.

I want to read those quiznakking books.

[parodeity]

thats four so we need one more
also yeah im chill
just been hanging with nauti buoy
(my pet lobster)

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

are you okay?

the things eating people in the forest. What did they look like? They weren't like...these ugly, super creepy women things with sharp teeth, were they?

[She wants to ask about the time travel too, but like. It's less important. It can wait.]

[parodeity]

uh no
are we talking about the harpies

#39416E

[reingenium]

( color )

Kaoru, Shiho, and myself (Tenya) are interested in performing the story quest.

I'm sorry that you had to witness all of that. Are you all right?

[parodeity]

i think thats five if we all do it well
and yeah im fine
its like not anything too amazingly new
i see people die a lot

#4FB6C3

[totheno1]

[Trying to be brief, huh.]

So you witnessed possibilities of our deaths...

[He can't help but think how horrible that might be.]

If you need someone to talk about it or let off some steam perhaps by doing another quest, please let me know.

[parodeity]

[ ah...the topic he had to bring up but barely wants to discuss ]

yeah thanks dude
but more importantly how are you