USER: #E00707 - quest coordination and also don't fucking time travel signed dave the time guy

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

sup this is dave again
this time im solo if you were wondering
anyway im going to try to be brief and to the point up here but i know ill ramble down below
but major points to discuss before i inevitably just let my train of thought slam off the fucking rails and down into the valley of meandering metaphors

1) quest coordination
there are four quests and 1 requires 5 trios of red/yellow/blue
it says restore the written word which as a dude who is in possession of books purloined from a weird little forest cottage
i find compelling
i know of at least 2 trios who did or are doing this
me minato and ryoji
and egbert momo and izuku
so we need three more
if you are in a trio doing this or have done this lmk so we can be sure were clear
if you would like to do this or another quest let me know your name and color and i will play matchmaker in the interest of literary options to stave off boredom maybe being restored
i mean that sounds pretty cut and dry right
restore the written word

summation: leave me your:
name
color
what quests among the four you want

and ill sort you out
time management and group management are basically the same damn thing right
ftr for those of you who forgot the other quests are
-leaf hunting 1 yellow
-harpy hunting 1 red 1 blue
-wolves 1 red

also im pretty sure only i can time travel
and egbert kind of halfway but he doesnt fucking count rn because i told him to knock it off already
but like if anyone else has time related powers
heads up maybe dont use them in the town
i assume you already figured that out if you have secret time powers
but also i guess if anyone shows up with time powers
tell them not to go back or forward
freezing stuff or speeding it up didnt get me slammed with a naughty boy mental kick but like fun fact
i for sure got hit with some pretty ridiculously ominous flashbacks (flashforwards??? whatever)
when i was attempting to break my selfimposed time travel ban
highlights of my magical mental mystery tour included
-things eating ppl in the woods always a classic
-ppl going into the woods and never coming back because why not
-same via sailboats into the horizon which wasnt that like one of the end things in lotor??
-all you all dying in various fun ways so cheers to that
anyway i pretty much assume the powers that be are like dave my man
we like the timeline in this town exactly how it is so like
fuck off
and im gonna do the cool guy thing and raise my hands in surrender and go yeah ok
because doublechecking that a few times was maybe stupid and i dont plan to keep it up unless i have a reason to

ftr it works fine outside the town though so theres that
ok im going to cut myself off here because i kind of want to discuss the possibility the natives were elves who went off to elf island and that maybe detracts from my main points of "lets try to do the really fucking intense coordination quest please assist" followed by "if you want to do quests but cant find a partner bc youre too involved in standing at the edge of the ballroom floor trying not to look at the other kids lmk and ill be that one asshole teacher who goes why dont you dance with little susie she looks nice" followed by "time travel still sucks an update"
later dudes

Comments

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

yo what the fuck
we all die in time travel world??? shit man
how u doing with that

[This post sure is Dave Brand(tm), but somehow more rambling than usual, so Okuyasu is guessing he's not doing strictly 100% at the moment. Still...]

i told emma & that bitchy old man a story
probably worked idk
okya$u

[The signature is critical, but it's the serious, sensitive one-!!]

[parodeity]

ok thats three out of five
and im like pretty ok
you know how it goes
i got a pet lobster?
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

i don't know rly but if u say so
can't believe ur all taking home pet nasty shellfish
wild
& ok this might be weird but
do u want a potato
okuya$u$$$$$$$

[parodeity]

like to eat??
i wouldnt mind one sure
also nauti buoy is the best lobster
too cool to eat
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

no to cuddle at night like u do with all potatoes what the hell
yea to eat!! they're purple but it's aight
is that seriously what you named your lobster
hahahaha
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

sure ill take one
maybe i can plant it in the garden and make more
also yeah it is
do you wanna meet him
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

where are the seeds on potatoes???
i can meet ur buoy but if he pinches me i'm not responsible for my actions
so tell him to mind his space
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

i
think you just cut off a piece of the potato and plant it or whatever uh
ill ask tel
hell know
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

what
that's weird
i think ur smart friend thinks i'm an idiot so just say it's a q from me
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

youre not though
and i dont mind if i ask questions that are weird so nbd
i honestly dont know so theres no reason for me to front about it
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

thanks
well then yeah ok
someone's gotta know the potato truth & it's probably that guy
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

ill let you know what he says either way
where do you want to do the potato swap
i mean i can give you a potato we grew
in exchange
itll be like trading pokemon cards
only more edible
though i guess pokemon cards are edible if youre real determined
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

i got like 200 of these little bastards
but they're purple so if u got a normal one maybe
& i could come see ur weird pet?
i'm not really into pokemon so i gotta call u a nerd for that
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

sure when would you like to come over
i dont really have any plans for the forseeable future
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

idk whenever u want
i got nothing to do now??
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

yeah sure im free right now
come over whenever youre set and ill introduce the two of you
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

aight sure [3...2...]

no idea where u live dude
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

oh right

[ INSERT DIRECTIONS HERE ]

should be pretty easy to find but i can wait on the front step if you want
wave a handkerchief or something to flag you down
x~x~xdswizzlex~x~x

[pursestrings]

haha sure ok
see u soon dude
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[He'll be there soon and he expects a hanky of greeting!! Follow through!]

[parodeity]

[ okay dave doesn't have a hanky but he is outside on his front step, leaning against his front door in the stereotypical Cool Kid post.

he pushes off the door when he spots okuyasu, though. ]

Yo. Have any trouble findin' the joint?

[pursestrings]

[So cool. Such red pjs. Okuyasu waves once Dave spots him, half-jogging the rest of the way up to the door.]

Nah, this place is even smaller than it looks. Might be shrinking, even.

[That ultra... ultra small town feeling. It sure is something.]

So let's see your weird pet!

[parodeity]

Sure, come on in.

[ the front room is the living room and is...

special. there are captcharoids plastered on the walls (the edges of them have color) and a sketch of a crow done by yusuke is pinned up also. there's a skeleton in a peasant dress neatly arranged on an arm chair.

and there is a lobster tank made by momo, where nauti buoy swims free... ]

[pursestrings]

[Hey one question, Dave? One question? The fuck is up with this decor. Okuyasu raises an eyebrow at the everything as he comes inside, but especially the mysterious wallpaper. The skeleton in a dress? That one he chuckles at. Nice.]

Where'd you get all this stuff? Besides the roommate, I mean- gross, by the way.

[But also: Nice. Time to go look at this tank.]

[parodeity]

Oh, the captcharoids are like. From my camera I found here. They technically collect the captcha codes of whatever items, so they can be alchemized or whatever later, but without the tools to do that they're effectively useless as anything other than glorified wallpaper?

[ the tank, at least, is free of dave's decorating sense. ]

[pursestrings]

[This explanation does absolutely nothing for him... it's all he can do to listen with a look of dim confusion, but okay - Dave's weird stuff only makes sense 50% of the time anyway, still.]

Yeah, sure. My room's just blue. [Very blue, it's too blue.] You got really bored one day and did all this, huh?