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joshua "recovering edgelord" (astray) bright ([personal profile] whereabout) wrote in [community profile] awashrpg2018-04-19 12:26 pm

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[ User #000033 apparently won the text color lottery, because you can hardly tell his color is there. The very opposite of eye-searing! ]

Hi, this is Joshua.

After we did one of the quests, Estelle and I found a crate full of live chickens in our house. We figured that a steady supply of eggs is probably going to be more useful in the long run than a few meals' worth of meat, so we're working on getting them settled in here.


[ Also, let's be real, eating them just seemed too mean after the chocobos decided these were clearly their tiny adopted offspring. ]

I'm not sure what the yield is going to look like yet, so we haven't figured out how much we'll have to share, or if they're even going to taste like anything yet. But in the meantime, while I think we've figured out how to get the yard fenced in well enough to prevent any escape artists, if you happen to see any of them wandering loose, we'd appreciate it if you could bring them back or let us know so we can collect them.
heartsteals: (and wished upon a shooting star)

[personal profile] heartsteals 2018-04-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting - I hope you don't mind my questions, but I've got an interest in solving this puzzle of ours. Did you keep the crate, and what sort of chickens were they? Were either of you in the house when it appeared?
heartsteals: (a hard eight)

[personal profile] heartsteals 2018-04-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ lupin will never say this, but he... almost wishes herlock sholmes was here... to look into this mystery... ]

Regular chickens, then, and it seems they intend for you to keep and breed them, with those numbers. I wonder if we could find out where the wood came from - and the crate, of course.
heartsteals: (i bought this vest at the con for $85)

[personal profile] heartsteals 2018-04-26 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ maurice leblanc actually ......... never doubt the pettiness of writers ]

That might be difficult with the tools we have here, though I'm no botanist, myself. I'm mostly curious about whether the crate was assembled here, or if it simply appeared through magic. Would magical wood have a different appearance? I confess I do not know, but I feel it must.
heartsteals: (don't you?)

[personal profile] heartsteals 2018-04-29 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
We'll leave that question for someone else, then. What of the birds themselves? Is there anything unusual about them?
heartsteals: (smooth and seductive)

[personal profile] heartsteals 2018-04-30 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
So much for that. For the time being, I'll take that as a good thing. No need to look a gift chicken in the mouth, I suppose.