USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[messianic]

[Casually notes he blatantly ignores question 1]

On the other hand, it's kind of bad that that's what the forest is like. You didn't go that far in, did you?

[parodeity]

well
fairly far in
im good with measuring time but distances arent really my aspect
especially in hard to navigate forests

[messianic]

[Fairly far in, and shadow creatures were the reward...]

Good to know. Maybe it gets more dangerous the further in you go.

[parodeity]

id wonder if we could map it but like
the path seemed to close up behind us and stuff
so it might be just Magical Woods: Do Not Map

[messianic]

Sort of like it was trying to confuse you extra?

I wouldn't be surprised if the forest is just kind of Like That considering the rest of this place.

[parodeity]

if it could chill out and be a little less like that it would be kind of cool though

[messianic]

Pretty sure it doesn't care what would be cool at all, honestly.

[parodeity]

maybe it does
maybe it cares about being like the edgy version of cool
maybe it is anthrophomorphically donning a studded leather jacket
and mood rings
mood rings arent stereotypically cool i just think theyre neat

[messianic]

I think mood rings are cool.

Mood rings should be stereotypically cool.

[This is a pointless conversation but what else are they good for.]

[parodeity]

[ excuse you this is a SUPER IMPORTANT conversation ]

maybe they are stereotypically cool in the best alternate universe
the one where i pulled every fire alarm i ever saw

[messianic]

You mean you haven't pulled every fire alarm you ever saw?

I almost feel disappointed.

[Oh. Sass. Stealth sass.]

[parodeity]

i havent and tbh that is my lifes greatest regret
never again shall i pass up the temptation

[messianic]

[this is probably a terrible thing to encourage, and yet:]

Too bad there aren't any fire alarms here to pull, but I guess future fire alarms are good enough.

[parodeity]

if you discover a fire alarm here at any point somehow lmk ok

[messianic]

Sure thing, I'll keep you posted.

[this is dumb and they are dumb and there are no fire alarms.]