USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

#DAA520

[appraiser]

Surely not all shadows are assholes?

[ Ryoji! is! a! Shadow!! He's taking offense, Dave. ]

[parodeity]

i mean
maybe there are some shadows that you could take out to a fancy dinner and later to bed
but like
the shadows i met were not that kind of shadow
and also
they suck and i hate them

[lonered]

[Yes. Yes that is an entirely accurate depiction of what happened to them.]

How did you say all those words, and none of them were

"Don't go into the woods too far or you'll get attacked by shadow monsters. Life will be terrible after it happens."

How are people supposed to get that from that drawing?

[parodeity]

what
dude i had the forest and us passed out and the shadows
what more is needed

#0715CD

[windeity]

[It's unfortunate he's well-versed in SBAHJ by now.]

what the fuck did you do?
also a horse would not surprise me. i think everybody came here with something.

[parodeity]

i didnt do anything and i resent your accusation that i did

[ says dave, who went off into the woods without john and who has a shadow-induced cold with chills? ]

#A5211F

[swordfucker]

[Hang on, what. What??]

What the hell is that picture? Talk about that instead of rambling on about nothing, idiot.

[parodeity]

why isnt anyone coming up with town names
but like yeah
ran into some horrorterror ripoffs
they werent fun
run if you see them

#CC0000

[murdery]

aw those guys were really nice

[parodeity]

what

[ what!!!!!!! ]

#57A7C5

[glaciers]

[That was a lot of rambling that Shouto read but tuned out for.]

Do you need a horse for something?

[parodeity]

nah i just keep hearing hoofbeats or something???
is that
am i hallucinating that
is that not actually happening
fuck

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

my vote is 4 shitsville
r u gonna make a new internet manga every time u come on here???

[parodeity]

thats gotten two votes so ig its winning
also maybe
if the muse takes me you know how it is

#FFE094

[crowsigliere]

To say nothing of your abstract piece...

I'm curious about these shadows. You said they were in the forest?

[parodeity]

yes
though apparently if you are not me and keith they will give you food and hang out

#EA0000

[theshowsover]

[So there are shadows here after all. Or something that looks like a shadow.]

what did the shadows look like? anything at all? or were they formless?

[parodeity]

my artistic rendition is actually pretty accurate

#FF1A1A

[ultimagi]

theres a boy with my name

[parodeity]

you have only one choice
you must now fight for the title of terra prime

#DF0000

[drubbings]

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M4RYTOWN
TH31R NUMB3RS W1LL STRONGHOLD US 1N TO TH3 D3S1SON

... 1S TH1S 4N 4CTU4L TH1NG OR 4 PR3T3ND TH1NG OR AN 4N3URYSM?

[parodeity]

[ SOMEONE ELSE HE CAN RECOGNIZE ON SIGHT even though it's weird her text isn't what it should be. alas. ]

actual thing
i didnt plan for it to be an actual thing but it was
im ok though

1/2 ACTUALLY

[hypertoxic]

::::/
Why are you like this?
Anyway, we should name the town "Who Cares," 8ecause whoever 8rought us here clearly doesn't.

[hypertoxic]

W8, why do you need a horse????????

SIGHS #3630FF

[messianic]

[Well. Everyone's got the Shadow creatures well and truly covered, Minato can ask Dave about them later and if Dave is okay--

But.

He did promise.

So. Here we are.]

Greygarious. Grey Area. Rainbad. Colorfull. [Of bad things.]

Back to the Fuschia. Fixer-Color. [you know like fixer-upper-- no it's terrible]

Dinkytown. [That last one is not even relevant, Minato.]

[parodeity]

+1 to back to the fuschia

#6666FF

[worlds]

[Ouni is not going to waste the half hour it would take for him to read that (have more consideration for the literacy-challenged, Dave??), so.]

what is that

[parodeity]

do you mean my art

#B90B3C

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Quick question before I start getting into the uh... specifics of all of this: What does "idc" mean?

[parodeity]

i dont care
i mean thats what it means
not that i am saying that in response to your question

#4d4dff

[bufudyne]

I have been studying your artwork for the better part of an hour

[yusuke]

and, from what I understand, you and some other individual may have suffered at the hands of a shadow? A shadow creature? In the depths of the forest?

[parodeity]

holy shit
youre like the only person who got it off the bat
but yeah
there were multiple shadow monsters but i only drew the one

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

i vote to call this place L*puta.

i hope you're okay after running into that weird shadow beagle.

[That's what it looks like to her, okay?]

[parodeity]

a weird shadow beagle would have been way cooler actually
maybe kind of cute??
beagles are cute right

#BDF3F5

[cestmagnifique]

What did I just read?

[parodeity]

an absolute masterpiece clearly
hey sup whats the name that goes w/ this hex

#C81F0A

[explodosafe]

Holy Tl;Dr, All Might.

Did you pick a fight with a warphole? Fell through a black hole?


[Is there a Rosetta Stone for MY Paint??]


Ok, I give. Can I get the bullet points of what you are trying to tell us?

I don't think just renaming the city as we like is such a good idea.

[parodeity]

got knocked out by shadow monsters
also why not

#900014

[doublecrowss]

[ Holy shit, that was a whole lot of useless information Akechi had to wade through to get to anything remotely useful, thanks a lot for that one minute he'll never have back! ]

Shadows, you say? Where did you find them?

[parodeity]

deeper in the woods
around when we found this moundish house thing?

#F1C40F

[keeneye]

[holy hell. that's a lot of information, dave.]

How far into the forest did you go before you saw the shadows?
Was there anything else living there or just the monsters?

[parodeity]

pretty far
also there were lots of mutant animals
do those count
like a deer with way to many legs
kinda like a spider

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

My horse was brought with me. Do you have need of her?

Also, what in the gods' names is that ghastly art form supposed to be telling us?

[parodeity]

nah
i just keep hearing hoofbeats outside and was wondering like
if someone had a horse
but thanks for the offer

also its warning you off of the shadow monsters in the woods
who i have since learned may alternately have tea parties with you?

#21AAAC

[dreidels]

Towny McTownface.

That art sure is something. Also, spell check is your friend.

[parodeity]

so far back to the fuchsia is winning
also where did i typo

#FFDF00

[inheritance]

Oh! The horse's name is Mikuniguro! And he belongs to Tonbokiri-san! Unless there's another horse around...

Wait, you ran into shadow things in the forest?

[parodeity]

ok i am counting like at least two horses why is everyone hiding horses
but no ive been like
hearing hoofbeats that i guess arent connected to those SPECIFIC horses
other people have heard them too
so its a group bonding activity of going crazy

also yes i sure did

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

i mean i know a dave who wears shades but idk how cool he actually is

probably not cool at all

[Giving you shit, buddy. Because why not.]

its rin btw

if you couldn't tell from the color

also wtf is that picture are there actual monsters in this fucking place?

[parodeity]

i couldnt
i mean im not sure what color that hex code stands for
off the top of my head
which district did you end up finding your laptop in

and yeah theres shaow people in the woods i guess
they were nice to henry