USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[parodeity]

well fine
maybe i will go live in the woods

[windeity]

don't be a dumbass.

[Said one dumbass to another.]

[parodeity]

you started it

[ TECHNICALLY maybe dave did by going into the woods in the first place, but you know what he will rewrite his own memory here ]

[windeity]

how???

[parodeity]

youre contemplating going into the woods alone
obviously
therefore demanding i live in the woods

[windeity]

that does not make any sense!

[parodeity]

your face doesnt make any sense

[windeity]

that makes even less sense!

[parodeity]

ive put way too much fucking effort into you being alive for this bullshit

[windeity]

yeah well.
whatever.
maybe that is just one part of the forest.

[parodeity]

i cannot believe you hate me enough youre making me sleep in the forest with the shadow monsters

seriously though

[windeity]

seriously, don't sleep in the forest.

[parodeity]

seriously please dont go into the woods alone
half of what i thought about when i went was better go so john fucking doesnt
and also other stuff but yeah

[windeity]

i could have gone with you? that is a thought.

[That defeats the whole purpose.]

what if i go with someone else?

[parodeity]

[ he spends a few minutes typing things up and then deleting them, pausing from his usual rapidfire responses. on a forum there's no way to tell he's busy typing, though. ]

yeah

[ what is he saying yeah to, even dave doesn't know?? he can't explain how he feels out of place and how he hasn't even looked at his own eyes and he can't explain the stupid pang in his chest like he's failed again.

the point of the woods was to keep john from going and to not think of anything at all.

mission semi accomplished, for maybe an hour tops. ]

nvm that was dumb
anyway
i should probably go continue cleaning this place
lest i live forever in squalor
not like i actually care about that but i should pretend i do for at least a week i figure

[windeity]

wtf.
ok fine i'll see you later.

[parodeity]

yeah sorry just ignore all of this i wasnt in my right mind
late