USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[pursestrings]

yeah it's probably gonna bust through the floor
any day now
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[parodeity]

jfc
ok he should probably like
move that
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[pursestrings]

haha probably
but where do u put a piano???
outside???
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[parodeity]

maybe a house on land would be option one
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[pursestrings]

well i'm not gonna lug a piano around
can he make other shit fly 2??? he wouldn't tell me anything about that
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[parodeity]

he can probably lug it around by himself
and yeah probably
its his entire aspect
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[pursestrings]

flying???
u mean like his thing? like the hand's thing is getting rid of stuff right
cool i guess
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[parodeity]

yeah
its the thing he does is wind stuff
so pretty much anything related to that he can do
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[pursestrings]

neat
u know i just figured out u guys r in matching pjs
what's your pj power?
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[parodeity]

oh time
im the time traveling guy
although i prefer not to
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[pursestrings]

huh
yeah i don't think i'd wanna do that either
can u use it to sleep longer in the morning???
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[parodeity]

not exactly
i mean maybe if i used it certain ways
but like
if i travel into the future i miss that time you know
or if i travel into the past i just have to live out the same amount of time twice in a different location
its stupid and complicated and not like the movies
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[pursestrings]

huh that pretty much sucks
u got ripped off
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[parodeity]

eh what can you do
at least i can fly
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[pursestrings]

i thought that was a wind thing
u r losing me dude
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[parodeity]

flying is an everyone who went godtier thing
controlling the wind is a john thing
controlling time is a dave thing
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[pursestrings]

ohhh
sure, i don't really get it but u guys r the experts
and the pjs???
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[parodeity]

theyre magically comfortable and selfcleaning and all godtiers have them yeah
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[pursestrings]

how the fuck do u get selfcleaning pjs
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[parodeity]

you pay an exorbitant fee honestly
but i dont think anyone else here qualifies for the bullshit methods we had to use to get them
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[pursestrings]

damn
selfcleaning clothes would save a lot of time
guess we gotta do laundry in the killer ice water
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[parodeity]

without even apple tango softener or anything
lame as fuck tbqh
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[pursestrings]

oh yeah we don't have any soap
sucks we're all gonna be rank by the end of the week
except u lucky pj kids
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[parodeity]

i think its possible to make soap
somehow
via like
stuff...............
this is when the internet would come in handy
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[pursestrings]

how did they make it in that new movie?
u know where the guy is the other guy
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[Fight Club came out in 1999, very new, very current.]