USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[parodeity]

theyre magically comfortable and selfcleaning and all godtiers have them yeah
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[pursestrings]

how the fuck do u get selfcleaning pjs
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

you pay an exorbitant fee honestly
but i dont think anyone else here qualifies for the bullshit methods we had to use to get them
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[pursestrings]

damn
selfcleaning clothes would save a lot of time
guess we gotta do laundry in the killer ice water
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[parodeity]

without even apple tango softener or anything
lame as fuck tbqh
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[pursestrings]

oh yeah we don't have any soap
sucks we're all gonna be rank by the end of the week
except u lucky pj kids
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[parodeity]

i think its possible to make soap
somehow
via like
stuff...............
this is when the internet would come in handy
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[pursestrings]

how did they make it in that new movie?
u know where the guy is the other guy
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[Fight Club came out in 1999, very new, very current.]

[parodeity]

what
bro i need more of a plot description than that
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[pursestrings]

oh come on it just came out
there's two guys but it turns out they're the same guy and they punch each other for fun
& the one guy makes soap
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[parodeity]

wait are we talking about fight club
bro the first rule is do not
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[pursestrings]

finally
& I'M talking about soap
i dunno anything about a club
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

yes exactly
anyway i guess they did make soap there
but
im still not totally sure how
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[pursestrings]

maybe somebody knows
i met a huge fucking nerd here, i'll ask him
maybe his butler whispered the soapy secrets to him once
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[parodeity]

a nerd with a butler sounds like an anime trope
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[pursestrings]

haha don't let him catch u saying that
he'll go nuts
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

have you said something like that to him already or smth
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[pursestrings]

["he got sensitive and started yelling about his anime tier 'quest to be no.1 in japan' because of his daddy issues"-- backspace backspace backspace]

idk uve met me does that sound like something i would do
(yeah it does)
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[parodeity]

it absolutely does your parenthetical statement is correct
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[pursestrings]

yeah so
there u go
he's not a bad guy though if u get past his 80 level trial of bitchy layers
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[parodeity]

so hes like an onion
with cake inside
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[pursestrings]

gross
but that's pretty much it
and he's got like 12 stands but they're not stands
and f r a n k l y they're all ugly, unlike the hand
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[parodeity]

what are they called if theyre not stands
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[pursestrings]

persona
they got some true self mumbo jumbo going on like ur secret self
or something. dunno why they have to make it weird
stands aren't that hard
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

oh ive talked to some of them
there seem to be a few ppl who can do that
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