USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[windeity]

yeah that is what happens when you spend three years on a meteor with trolls.
anyway.
we can name the town but how do we know the town itself doesn't have a name already? all of the districts do, so maybe we just have not found it yet?
also yes i had assumed shadows suck but that explains pretty much nothing.
on a scale of imp to batter witch how bad are they?

[parodeity]

[ well. imps are easy and basically just minor menaces and never made him sick, he supposes? ]

imp and a half

[ it's not as descriptive as it could be, but he's telling people bits and pieces and not describing how utterly cold he felt when they touched him.

he's still cold. ]

its not like dying so w/e
also even if it has a name we need a temp name
its dumb to live somewhere we cant even talk about specifically

[windeity]

lame.
ok what if we just name it pleasantville? or like for copyright purposes we could name it pleasantvalley or something.
uncanny valley is more like it.

[parodeity]

your face is lame
also minato suggested back to the fuchsia and hes my new favorite person
directly after okuyasu

[windeity]

/rolls eyes
i like minato, he's great!
and okuyasu is supposed to be living in my house? or i live in his.
i have not figured that part out yet.
but +1 to back to the fuchsia.

[parodeity]

there thanks you finally have my back
but thats cool
youre getting along with whoever ended up in wherever youre staying i assume
sorry for not like
checking in or whatever
kinda hard to do with laptops that give up and go fucking kill me whenever youre like ten solid feet away from your place
and also i guess im just straight up not used to you being around
instead of just being a greyed out account i message sometimes pointlessly

[windeity]

i think so! i like to think we are getting along even though both of them have fallen through rotting wood so far.
and it's fine.

[Sort of. Awkward...]

it is a little weird after three years of silence huh?
i am glad you're making friends though! keith is pretty ok too.

[parodeity]

thats good
try not to fall through any rotting wood yourself ig
that would suck
and yeah im rolling in friends
loads of options for tea parties and potlucks and whatever else floats my proverbial fleet of boats
definitely good on that count
some of them may offer to blow me up but what whats a little murder between bros
in summation back to the fuchsia is a good town name
and the woods suck
and friends suck less
is good hustle a term that can be used here
i think the context works but who the fuck even knows
its the thing you say when youve accomplished bullshit right

[windeity]

haha. yeah, that makes enough sense.
good hustle.

[That is probably not correct.]

so like. i guess i should also tell you i am currently staying in a place in bluo.
the wood is rotting even worse over there.
but it is nice and not a battleship or my house shrunken down on my planet.
when you take a break from your new fanbase you can come see it.

[parodeity]

yeah maybe eventually
ive got lots of irons in fires and whatever atm
but i promise to eventually make time for that

[ maybe when he feels like moving again. it should probably be a more thrilling prospect than it actually is, but pretending it's thrilling shouldn't be an actual issue. john was never that hard to fool online. ]

i guess these people never heard of like
wood sealant
i wonder how the fuck you make that
probably we should figure it out
or get new wood i guess
and make new things
which seems like a skill level no one here has but w/e
we probably have the time needed to all become master carpenters

[windeity]

ok!

[Well that was easy.]

wouldn't it be the same thing as glue kind of? how do you make glue?
i think the only way to get new wood is to cut down trees in the forest which i guess is an option but that might be more complicated.
at least we have some experience in building stuff!
...kind of.

[parodeity]

[ like riding a bike. ]

i dont think theres just one way
some of the people here seem to be hard survivalists though so
maybe theyd know?
there seem to be people hunting for food or whatever also

its true we were literally designed for architecture to be a knack
if not to the same exact degree as the trolls to my understanding
or whatever
a lot of that was tl;dr in irl format
which is actually a good way of summing up the excess trolls

[windeity]

maybe i'll talk to those people to help out. how hard can hunting and foraging be?
it would not hurt to have multiple people on the job.

that's probably the best description i've heard.
and speaking of, i am going to guess you already know the troll girls are here?

[parodeity]

yep
talked to them each like three times apiece if not more
more or less sorted whens
which are you know a thing
which maybe dont matter all that much

[windeity]

they sort of matter i think.
but ok, good.
it is good we are all kind of on the same page and that page is not knowing how the fuck we got here.
unless someone else figured that out but i have not.

[parodeity]

ive only figured out stupid bullshit that isnt even for sure
so shrug
i guess the only thing to do is to keep periodically checking in with everyone and hoping no one dies
via stupidity
there seem to be a lot of helpful types tho
ran into a few adults who keep being all
adult like

[windeity]

i am pretty sure most adults are supposed to be adult like so that's good.
i have been meeting a lot of people with some cool powers and stuff.
so that's neat.
i still have not figured out why we are here though.

[parodeity]

im not sure there has to be a reason other than why the fuck not

[windeity]

that's about the best explanation for our lives in general so i guess that makes sense.
but it's definitely not a part of the game or anything i think.
so yeah.
i might check out the woods myself. or at least keep going through some of these other buildings here.

[parodeity]

please do not go into the woods alone

[windeity]

it's just shadow monsters right?

[That answers nothing.]

[parodeity]

john im serious

[ neither does that, maybe. ]

[windeity]

so am i.

[parodeity]

well fine
maybe i will go live in the woods

[windeity]

don't be a dumbass.

[Said one dumbass to another.]