USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[swordfucker]

Nothing useful. The fish are all freakish and look like they were mutated, just like the few animals I've run into at the edge of the forest. The water doesn't move unless you touch it.

[parodeity]

can confirm the animals deeper in the forest are also all mutated
so
thats fun
i wonder how dangerous they all are to eat

[swordfucker]

Great. I ate a couple weird fish. They're edible, but they taste like shit. It's probably all the same.

[parodeity]

ive actually never fished or prepared fish so i wouldnt know

[swordfucker]

Well, normally they don't taste like shit. It's like eating bad textured cardboard.

[parodeity]

im really being sold on the whole concept of eating stuff thanks

[swordfucker]

Ahaha. If you don't eat, you'll die. I hear the berries taste like crap, too, but maybe you can try those.

[parodeity]

you can go longer without food than water anyway
theres enough around that probably no one will die i imagine though
even if we will be doing without such luxuries as poptarts

[swordfucker]

Have you tried drinking the water yet?

[That is so ominous and yet if he provides no follow up after, then he's being kind, right?? Maybe. (The water was weird.)]

[parodeity]

yeah
everything is pretty unfortunate tasting is what i mainly got away from all attempts at consuming anything

[swordfucker]

We'll get used to it. Draw a comic about it or something.

Anyway, just let me know if you find anything else out. I'll do the same.

[parodeity]

yeah no problem man
ttyl
and thanks for the
stuff

[swordfucker]

Don't mention it. You know where to find me.