USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[parodeity]

yes
though apparently if you are not me and keith they will give you food and hang out

[crowsigliere]

So they're capricious, but likely sentient. How exactly did this encounter of yours go?

[parodeity]

went into the woods
picked up tagalongs
went into a house
poked around
got surrounded and caught
passed out
woke up later outside of the woods

basically

[crowsigliere]

That is decidedly the most unhelpful rundown you could have possibly given, save for more scribbling.

[parodeity]

i hit all the main points??

[crowsigliere]

What you've given me is an outline, at best. I hardly expect a detailed report, but more than that would be helpful.

Unless you aren't interested in learning what they might be, or how to better protect yourself in the future, of course.

[parodeity]

they were like
weird shadow monsters
whispered in language that sounded almost familiar but not quite like horrorterrors
touched me and it felt like ice

[crowsigliere]

Horrorterrors?

[parodeity]

elder gods who are mostly made up of tentacles probably
not anything here they exist back home
my sister is more into them than i am

[crowsigliere]

How charming of her.

Are you certain they aren't here? There's more that we don't know about this place than we do, after all.

[parodeity]

yeah
theyre the kinds of things you notice trust me
esp when you go outside