USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[queenofminiskirts]

nothing but the best shadow beagle training! top notch, guaranteed to turn any shadow beagle into a model citizen!

[She clearly has no idea how ads for these things go.]

[parodeity]

also they will rend the souls of your enemies to shreds

I officially have no idea what this conversation even is anymore.

[queenofminiskirts]

and on command! you couldn't ask for a better companion or guard dog!

enemies will quake in their boots in fear of these AWESOME SHADOW BEAGLES.

any conversation with a homestuck tbh

[parodeity]

fuck
now i just really want a glorious shadow monster dog
tmw you play yourself

Added to that, zkc is a canon predisposed to ridiculous conversations and we get...this.

[queenofminiskirts]

me too. ugh. we made them sound too good!

seriously though. what even happened when you ran into those shadows?

[parodeity]

they kind of ambushed us and touched us
then we passed out and woke up with colds

[queenofminiskirts]

do you still have the cold? because i know someone who could probably take a look at that for you.

[parodeity]

oh do we have a doctor around

[queenofminiskirts]

not a doctor exactly. she's more like a doctor's apprentice. but she's the real deal!

[parodeity]

what kind of doctor are we talking exactly

[queenofminiskirts]

[Doctors with high level psychometry.]

the sort that deals with stuff that no one else can handle! [Which is vague.] of course, being an apprentice she can't do any surgery yet, but when it comes to diagnosis she's got everyone beat.

[parodeity]

luckily i do not think i need surgery so

[queenofminiskirts]

well, you're not a doctor are you? let's leave it to the professionals to make that call.

or well, apprentice professional.

i'm kaoru by the way. what name should i write in her appointment book? you are making an appointment, right? if you're not convinced i can keep talking about how amazing she is.

[parodeity]

is there a license involved here somehow

[queenofminiskirts]

that depends. how much does it matter?

[parodeity]

a lot more now that you asked that question

[queenofminiskirts]

well, i'm sure we can have one made! if there's a school you have more confidence in we can put it on the license too!

[That's how medical licenses work, right?]

[parodeity]

ok see you just admitted you would be faking the license??

[queenofminiskirts]

did i? or are you reading too much into what i said?

[parodeity]

you definitely did

[queenofminiskirts]

i'm feeling very attacked right now.

[parodeity]

its less an attack and more wariness of fake certified doctors

[queenofminiskirts]

apprentice doctor.

besides, i don't think you're going to find anyone here licensed to help with issues caused by weird shadow beagles you met in a mysterious forest.

[parodeity]

i think im chill just handling the issues on my own for now tbh

[queenofminiskirts]

fiiiiine.

if you change your mind she's always available for consultation!