USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[murdery]

well what did you say to them?

[parodeity]

nothing we were just poking around a house

[murdery]

maybe they were mad because its their house!

[parodeity]

hey i would have exited politely if theyd asked
btw whats your name
i keep having to go #cc0000 when i refer to you and thats dumb as fuck

[murdery]

name's henry! pleased to meet ya dave!

[parodeity]

oh hey i dont think we talked so far
but yeah
maybe sometime when i am less
what i am currently
we could meet up and talk about what went down both sides?
see what we each did different as it were

[murdery]

what are you right now? i'm not the best at transmogrification but i might be able to whip a little something up to help!

provided you're not married to being human anyway

[parodeity]

i am unfortunately married to the idea of being human
we had a shotgun vegas wedding the second i was remotely legal by anyones marriage standards
mr dave strider-humanity

[murdery]

oh. my condolences.

[parodeity]

nah man being human is cool
im particularly happy with the entire concept of opposable thumbs

[murdery]

exactly, so even better to have one or two extra!

[parodeity]

do you have extras

[murdery]

not for lack of trying!

[parodeity]

henry my man you do you
maybe someday you will have the tentacles and or extra hands you desire
ill be boring in a corner though
two hands ten fingers

[murdery]

hey more for me!!

so anyhoo, what are you right now that's better than having extra thumbs?

[parodeity]

the 16yo human god of time
ig

[murdery]

WHOA!

that's awesome!

but why does that mean you can't talk about the forest?

[He is a very literal bean, Dave, sorry.]

[parodeity]

i mean
i could
im just a little tired right now if thats what you mean i guess

[murdery]

ohhhhhhh.

haha i thought you meant something different! never mind!

if transformation's not the problem i could probably give you a hex to put some pep in your step instead! tired no more!

[parodeity]

yeah quick q
do all your solutions involve magicking me

[murdery]

i mean yeah?

[parodeity]

ok fair enough i appreciate how upfront you are about it
what are the potential drawbacks to this peppy hex

[murdery]

oh just the usual! exploding, vomiting, bleeding from the eyes or various other orifices, occasional itching. it usually goes fine though.

[parodeity]

dude
dude no
hard rule if there is a chance of exploding being a side effect im not into it

[murdery]

awwwwwww, you're no fun.