USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[murdery]

[Never describe anything as weird and expect it to deter him.]

that's my favorite kind of bullshit!

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe henry would read homestuck ]

youre pretty cheerful arent you

[murdery]

[His favorite would probably be Gamzee.]

sure am. you should give it a try sometime.

[parodeity]

[ i can't believe this sounds so accurate ]

i think im absolutely the right amount of cheerful?

[murdery]

aw heck you can always be more cheerful! just look at me!

[parodeity]

thats true i guess you could stand to be a hair more cheerful

[murdery]

hahaha good one.

you just gotta know how to look on the bright side of things. it's better to have good times than bad times.

[parodeity]

its fascinating how your personality is getting through without any avatars or emoticons or w/e

[murdery]

i don't know what either of those are but hey, thanks! you're not so bad yourself.

[parodeity]

avatars are like miniature pictures that go by your comments
emoticon are text smileys and whatever else basically

[murdery]

but i'm already smiley, what do i need to do it in text for?

[parodeity]

bc it could really up the creepy dissonance factor to the next level
dont you want to hit a ten out of ten or like twenty out of ten henry

[murdery]

well there's always room for improvement!

so how do i do it?

[parodeity]

:) is the basic step
but it can get more complex if you go to the japanese for inspiration

[murdery]

[what's a japanese]

so i write :) and that's like smiling?
cool thanks for the help!
:)

[parodeity]

theres also like
well shit i dont have access to the internet to cp you emojicons
so stylistically simple it is
:D
;) <--this on is winking
:P <--sticking out tongue
B) <--cool

[murdery]

why is B cool?

[parodeity]

because its wearing shades
only cool people wears shades
well and like
ben stiller
who is sometimes ironically cool

[murdery]

[What. Shades. Like shadows?]

ha ha how the heck do you wear shade? that's pretty weird!

[parodeity]

like
sunglasses
glasses which are tinted to protect your eyes from the sun

[murdery]

why what's the sun doing?

[parodeity]

harming your poor unprotected eyes with uv rays ususally

[murdery]

why does needing extra protection make you cool? seems like it should be the opposite!

[parodeity]

bc they look cool