USER: #E00707 - when do we get forum avatars this is bullshit

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 ]

hey sup this is dave
if you havent memorized my hex code yet
this would be easier if we had hex code fonts
and then you could go oh i know that shade of red
its that cool dude
with the shades
but since that isnt a thing we have you will have to take me at my word for it
it being that i am dave
strider
i dont think there are other daves here actually
do we even have any repeat names??
you would think we would
like
two marys
throwdown for who gets to be mary and who has to be mary last initial
wait ok that wasnt what i wanted to talk about
so minato and i were talking the other day and neither of us thinks this place has a name
like yeah the districts have names whoopdedoo
but the actual city
town?
whatever
the actual place itself doesnt seem to
unless someone found a super convenient sign and didnt say
so like we should pick a name so we can refer to it as a thing
maybe
so suggest shit and then in true internet fashion +1 anything you like
like in the comments here
its a forum thats how you forum
idc if you all highjack one anothers comments btw
let loose

oh also one more heads up

anyway yeah thats all
thanks for reading or whatever
late
wait
p.s.
did one of you bring or find a horse or smth

[ obviously that comic needs absolutely no explanation whatsoever. god save fucking everyone from dave strider and his unlimited access to mspaint. ]

Comments

[parodeity]

honestly like half the shit i say is meant to be a joke but also
it ends up not being a joke entirely
its like welcome to my life ig

[cestmagnifique]

I see.

[ ...How could she have missed this? ]

I'll keep that in mind for the future.

[parodeity]

its nbd if you dont
you kinda remind me of my sisters girlfriend
so im naturally inclined to not give you a hard time

[cestmagnifique]

[ His sister's girlfriend?

Well. ]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[ It sounds like a compliment? ]

I will say the conditions here leave much to be desired.

[parodeity]

its definitely a compliment
kanaya is cool and has her shit together and shes very fashionable
also she has this really subtle sense of humor and shes smart

but yeah they kinda fucking do
we need like a group clean day

[cestmagnifique]

I'm not sure if I'm comparable, but she sounds like a nice person, so thank you.

[ Fashion is something she's never been able to grasp. Without her assistants, she's...going to struggle a bit with her wardrobe. ]

That may not be a bad idea. Unfortunately, cleaning supplies seem to be in short order as well.

[parodeity]

i think momo can maybe make us some if we feed her
im like
not 100% clear on her limits

[cestmagnifique]

I'm afraid I don't have much to offer on that front.

[ She.

Cannot cook.

She's slumming it and suffering, Dave. ]

[parodeity]

i mean you have that persona thing
that can help
fight stuff right

[cestmagnifique]

Yes. Her primary purpose is combat. Support is secondary.

[parodeity]

whats her name anyway

[cestmagnifique]

Artemisia. Her name comes from a Grecian Queen.

[parodeity]

isnt she the one who was against some kinda nava battle

[cestmagnifique]

Yes, that's correct. She as naval commander for the Persian King Xerxes.

I'm impressed.

[ Dave, your Academics have increased. ]

[parodeity]

im a hodgepodge of random trivia on two legs

[cestmagnifique]

I see.

[ Okay, she isn't sure how to respond to that, but she'll try. ]

That must be useful in school.

[parodeity]

oh i never went
i was homeschooled

[cestmagnifique]

Private tutoring? Yes, I've experienced that as well.

[ Not even close. ]

[parodeity]

i mean yes that is pretty much it
just
that and nothing else but that

[cestmagnifique]

You must be an excellent student.

[parodeity]

id say more passable than anything else
anyway i should probably get going
ttyl?

[cestmagnifique]

Ttyl?

[parodeity]

talk to you later

[cestmagnifique]

Oh. I see. Yes, ttyl.