USER: #2471A3 - Inquiry Regarding Foodstuffs and Other Edibles

[unfatalist]

[ USER: #2471A3 ]

It appears that as a group we've all generally agreed to utilize this forum as a means of sharing relevant information with each other and pooling collectively our experiences as we grow acclimated to our new circumstances, so in a similar vein — a few questions, if you will.

1) Has anything verifiably edible (and safe for consumption) been found in the wilds surrounding this town?

2) Has anyone yet identified a foodstuff that isn't altogether flavorless?

Comments

[parodeity]

everyone should and im quitting cold turkey

i mean i say that but obviously id fucking do it if i had to
or if like
i saw myself do it
which falls under "i had to"
despite myself or probably because of myself i cannot shake the overdone reluctant hero trope
which is perhaps a little facetious and maybe since i cant shake it but can name it that isnt what it actually is?
these are the real philosophical questions
am i a meme of myself or not

[unfatalist]

But if we presume that future you feels the same way about it as present you, then the likelihood of seeing yourself do it should be effectively nil, correct? Or do I have that wrong?

1/2

[parodeity]

yeah you forgot to account for my selfloathing and the fact that im the time guy despite wanting to be the guy guy

2/3 actually

[parodeity]

like a dude who sits around in his boxers watching cartoons and eating pizza instead of the dude who loops shit out and throws dead daves at problems i mean
not a guy guy like
a guy who is all about guys
not that guys are a bad thing but like i meant you know dave of guy
not dave of guys

ok done

[parodeity]

yeah wow ok i cant save myself from myself lets just pretend that didnt happen
backtrack it up a little
go
why yes sir or madam i definitely do not like time travel and then i said NOTHING ELSE

[unfatalist]

...I'm starting to see why your conversations with your sister so often turned to the topic of repressed homosexuality.

And dicks.

[parodeity]

you are failing the part where that didnt happen and this is cruel and unusual punishment
obviously the internet should be about posting things and then no one ever bringing up those things ever again
despite the fact i dont think theres a way to delete posts here
fuck

anyway
in non dick news
do you actually know how to cook fish and stuff
do you know how to catch fish
some guy said hed teach me how to hunt
up to now my hunting has been
well like ive attacked imps and killed them but you dont eat those
presumably
maybe the trolls did who the fuck knows they have weird tastes cotton candy aside
but until then i lived in the wilds of houston which you know meant slinking down to the corner store and sliding a five over the counter and getting back my prey
which in this case was poptarts
cherry flavor natch

[unfatalist]

I would not recommend consuming an imp under any circumstances — and when precisely were you fighting imps, to begin with?

And I admit my skillset runs only to preparing fish, not catching it. But fortunately I have an acquaintance who is a deft hand at it, and who I'm sure wouldn't mind taking a student or two.

[parodeity]

eh back home
you know how it is
thirteen and wailing on the designated monsters of an area when youre warped there after starting to play a stupid game
its been a while since i fought any specific imps
though i have more recently fought semiomnipotent anthrophomorphic dogs

i should probably learn something
so i can contribute to the tribe
not get voted off the island and whatnot

[unfatalist]

...Semiomnipotent dogs?

Not a white dog and a black dog, by any chance?

[parodeity]

yeah theyre assholes

[unfatalist]

Hm.

I'll teach you how to cook, if you're interested in learning.

1/2

[parodeity]

sure i could use ways to fill the hours
since like
we have no tv music or internet
hell i dont even have a proper fucking camera
or weird dead things to jar up
thats like
strike through every one of daves hobbies love the universe

also my skills are currently i can boil water and put things in it
and make toast
and poptarts
i mean i could make poptarts if i could find poptarts
although thats just opening the bag and eating as is unless you toast them
and raw poptarts have a certain something to them so who bothers sometimes
toasters are a luxury item anyway so sometimes you have to just raw your poptarts

[parodeity]

*i regret certain phrases in the last text
the asterisk should absolve me of all responsibility for them

[unfatalist]

...

You're fond of photography?

[parodeity]

yes
but i only showed up with my captcharoid camera
which
does not take ACTUAL pictures?
so it is pretty much useless if a hilarious waste of time
not that i have any chemicals or like a dark room
or a printer if i had one of my digital cameras
basically
i do not have many options besides that or my iphone which like
is dead currently because lmfao charging shit

[unfatalist]

I see. I'm afraid I don't know much about photography, save that it's as much an art form as any other medium.

I wonder what it would take to work up some form of rudimentary generator, now that you mention it.

[parodeity]

theres an activity that would win you the hearts and soles of displaced teens everywhere
but for serious im not actually sure how to go about doing that
though id help out if anyone else had a better idea of how to