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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

[pursestrings]

tried digging near it cuz a bunch of buzzkills said don't go all the way down
& it messed with my head and made me go somewhere else
when i got back somebody already filled the hole back in

[theshowsover]

Sounds like there's something down there we're not meant to find.

[That, or the powers that be were trying to keep Okuyasu from trapping himself under ground and dying.]

[pursestrings]

[Okay, but stick with the first one because it's less embarrassing.]

yeah i bet it's mr. F hiding out
he's got screens up watching us and a whole pile of stupid bargain bin crap to give out when we do what he says

[theshowsover]

I kind of like the socks.

[pursestrings]

what socks
i didn't get socks

[Spoiler: he did get socks, but they're a forgotten mystery now.]

[theshowsover]

I got a bunch. My feet will be warm and stylish for years to come.

[pursestrings]

sure whatever
that doesn't make the shit mr. F keeps pulling okay

[theshowsover]

He might be warning us, rather than causing this.
Unless he (or she) shows himself, we have no way of knowing.

[pursestrings]

what the fuck kind of warning is "go do this thing"
seriously i'm listening

[theshowsover]

"Protect the town" is a warning that something is coming that the town needs to be protected from.
There's also the chance that letting other creatures like the harpies proliferate without killing them could cause issues for us, down the line.
I don't think we should blindly follow Mr. F, but perhaps shouldn't dismiss him out of hand, either.

[pursestrings]

how do u know he didn't sic wolves on us
he can still choke on it as far as i care
if he wanted to help he'd say more than 3 words

[theshowsover]

I don't know that he didn't. We don't have a lot of information.

[pursestrings]

bet i'm right
nobody's really trying to help when they let u get hurt

[theshowsover]

Sometimes it's hard to prevent hurt completely, even if it's a good goal.

[pursestrings]

u give people too much credit dude

[theshowsover]

Maybe.
I could be wrong and he's trying to kill us all.

[pursestrings]

that's what i been saying
trust me, dude's up to no good

[theshowsover]

Then I guess you should ignore the next batch of quests.
They're due any time now.

[pursestrings]

no shit
what do u care anyway

[theshowsover]

I'm a nosy busybody.

[pursestrings]

saying it like that doesn't make it cute

[theshowsover]

[But he was trying to be cute...]

Sorry.

[pursestrings]

[No time for cuteness here, Akira...]

whatever man
i guess that normally works huh

[theshowsover]

[Gotta be cute to stave off the crushing weight of his own mortality.]

"Works"?

[pursestrings]

like people think it's cute & u get away with it
some guys are good at that