#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

[theshowsover]

(color!)

What did the well do to mess with you?

[pursestrings]

tried digging near it cuz a bunch of buzzkills said don't go all the way down
& it messed with my head and made me go somewhere else
when i got back somebody already filled the hole back in

I seriously need a facepalm icon

[totheno1]

[Guess what Kei is going to zoom in on right now. Guess.]

What happened.

[YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S ASKING ABOUT.]

[pursestrings]

[Honestly Nanjo he's had such a hard time lately this could be anything. He truly does not know.]

gotta be more specific man
i got 3 whole topics going here

[totheno1]

The well. What did it do to you.

[pursestrings]

that's better
the well doesn't like getting dug near i guess
next thing i know i'm halfway into flavo & don't know how i got there

[totheno1]

It teleport you somewhere else..I see. I've dealt with such a situation back home as well.

[Also you don't sound hurt so that's good, but he's not going to say that.]

I wonder if it will let us erect a sign near where you dug as a warning to others.

[pursestrings]

sorta? i might've walked
honestly i don't really know

u wanna put up a "keep off" sign for the dirt

[This isn't a question... he's just confirming. Really, Nanjo.]

[theshowsover]

Sounds like there's something down there we're not meant to find.

[That, or the powers that be were trying to keep Okuyasu from trapping himself under ground and dying.]

[pursestrings]

[Okay, but stick with the first one because it's less embarrassing.]

yeah i bet it's mr. F hiding out
he's got screens up watching us and a whole pile of stupid bargain bin crap to give out when we do what he says

[totheno1]

So it put you in a trance?

Not everyone will be reading this post. Others might arrive, unaware of the situation. Imagine if others appear in the well and someone attempts to dig them out. Danger lies next to security...

[Thank you, fortune cookie Kei.]

[pursestrings]

something like that yeah

everybody told me digging was a dumb idea
i'm gonna be so pissed if u guys start doing it now

#E07CA0

[thriftea]

[She leaves him alone for half a day to bake him a surprise, and this is what happens...]

you started digging and then forgot what you were doing? that's really weird!!! (・﹏・ )
i'm glad that nothing worse happened, though!
and what do you want to burn...

[theshowsover]

I kind of like the socks.

[totheno1]

To be quite honest, 'I told you so' would just rub salt into the wound. No one really learns when they are feeling down.

And I must admit this situation of yours that happens has piqued by curiosity. I am tempted to replicate it and have someone observing the situation to see what happens.

[pursestrings]

[He didn't hurt himself!! So it's all good, surely... Did he mention he was going to do this weird thing? Probably in the abstract.]

yeah it was pretty messed up
i told u it was gonna be.....fine
i'm fine so i guess i nailed it
& i got some junk i don't want
& people like bonfires right??

[pursestrings]

what socks
i didn't get socks

[Spoiler: he did get socks, but they're a forgotten mystery now.]

[pursestrings]

oh so now my ideas are smart when somebody looks
this is still rubbing salt in the wound nanjo

[totheno1]

I never said it was the brightest idea either. It's probably folly for me to attempt it.

[pursestrings]

then don't do it
u know it's getting weird when i gotta be the one saying that

#3630FF

[messianic]

( color! )

The bonfire and the well are separate topics, right?

[You're not like.

Going to try to set anything over there on fire or anything.]

[pursestrings]

are u suggesting my numbers are lying?
one's 2 and the other's 3
so yeah duh

[messianic]

[It could've been a three step plan, you never know with Okuyasu...]

That's a relief, then.

Anyway, did you want it to be a sort of community thing? I bet everyone could pitch in and find enough firewood for you to have a pretty big bonfire.

[pursestrings]

[Have some faith in him, Minato...]

i guess so
sure why not
u guys wanna pitch in let's make it a whole thing
that's what we do around here right

[thriftea]

[Everyone's definition of success is different, but Okuyasu, honey... no.]

i'm just glad you're okay! that's the most important thing!!
and bonfires ARE fun, but what kind of junk are you burning?