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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

I seriously need a facepalm icon

[totheno1]

[Guess what Kei is going to zoom in on right now. Guess.]

What happened.

[YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S ASKING ABOUT.]

[pursestrings]

[Honestly Nanjo he's had such a hard time lately this could be anything. He truly does not know.]

gotta be more specific man
i got 3 whole topics going here

[totheno1]

The well. What did it do to you.

[pursestrings]

that's better
the well doesn't like getting dug near i guess
next thing i know i'm halfway into flavo & don't know how i got there

[totheno1]

It teleport you somewhere else..I see. I've dealt with such a situation back home as well.

[Also you don't sound hurt so that's good, but he's not going to say that.]

I wonder if it will let us erect a sign near where you dug as a warning to others.

[pursestrings]

sorta? i might've walked
honestly i don't really know

u wanna put up a "keep off" sign for the dirt

[This isn't a question... he's just confirming. Really, Nanjo.]

[totheno1]

So it put you in a trance?

Not everyone will be reading this post. Others might arrive, unaware of the situation. Imagine if others appear in the well and someone attempts to dig them out. Danger lies next to security...

[Thank you, fortune cookie Kei.]

[pursestrings]

something like that yeah

everybody told me digging was a dumb idea
i'm gonna be so pissed if u guys start doing it now

[totheno1]

To be quite honest, 'I told you so' would just rub salt into the wound. No one really learns when they are feeling down.

And I must admit this situation of yours that happens has piqued by curiosity. I am tempted to replicate it and have someone observing the situation to see what happens.

[pursestrings]

oh so now my ideas are smart when somebody looks
this is still rubbing salt in the wound nanjo

[totheno1]

I never said it was the brightest idea either. It's probably folly for me to attempt it.

[pursestrings]

then don't do it
u know it's getting weird when i gotta be the one saying that

[totheno1]

Being able to analyze a situation from the outside and giving your input is a good skill to have. Considering what has happened lately, it is true that prudence is probably much wiser a prospect for now.

[pursestrings]

okay, but pretend not everybody is a nerd and run that by me again

[totheno1]

[Arrrrrg. FINE.]

I won't do it because you asked me to.

[pursestrings]

[AWW, NANJO]

that wasn't so hard!
i didn't know u thought i was so persuasive dude
what a pal

500 years later after con

[totheno1]

Please don't make me regret this.

Now explain this bonfire. What is its purpose?

[pursestrings]

nah dude don't worry
i won't tell anyone about ur soft center

the bonfire's to burn the dipshit hat mr. F sent me for watching john & dave die