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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

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[thriftea]

[She leaves him alone for half a day to bake him a surprise, and this is what happens...]

you started digging and then forgot what you were doing? that's really weird!!! (・﹏・ )
i'm glad that nothing worse happened, though!
and what do you want to burn...

[pursestrings]

[He didn't hurt himself!! So it's all good, surely... Did he mention he was going to do this weird thing? Probably in the abstract.]

yeah it was pretty messed up
i told u it was gonna be.....fine
i'm fine so i guess i nailed it
& i got some junk i don't want
& people like bonfires right??

[thriftea]

[Everyone's definition of success is different, but Okuyasu, honey... no.]

i'm just glad you're okay! that's the most important thing!!
and bonfires ARE fun, but what kind of junk are you burning?

[pursestrings]

[It's more successful than he's been lately?! Please support his not being drowned.]

this dumb hat i got for watching my friends die first of all
some other stuff i gotta pick

[It's... a small bonfire so far.]

[thriftea]

[Sorry, buddy, but the well digging plan gets zero support. The bonfire, though—]

that's a good thing to burn.
i can help you find firewood? or broken furniture? whatever you need
plus i need to bring you something, anyway

[pursestrings]

[Hmm, supporting his spite bonfire is much better!! Thank god.]

hell yeah
it's a date [imagine he winks irl, here]

& i got something for u too
from a while ago but yknow
shit just had to go down

[thriftea]

a date? are you making dinner, too? (･◡-)☆

[SHE'S KIDDING. Mostly.]

things HAVE been rough
but i'm happy that you thought of me! thank you!
can i bring you your surprise soon?
it's almost ready!!!

[pursestrings]

work work work
maybe! how do u like bonfire roasted whatever i can find?

[True romance....]

u know u can come over whenever
i'm making a pile of stuff so just cmon in

[thriftea]

i think it sounds great!
i'll even help you! IF you ask nicely

see you in a bit!

[Ta-daaaa.]

[pursestrings]

lucky for u i'm always nice

see u

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