#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Don't get me wrong. Jake is definitely a coward. But after turning into a werewolf and having two of his friends that were supposedly immortal die and come back to life in such a weird way; and now his friend is turned to stone (which is odd, but not the worst of his worries) he's a little bit tired of being fooled with. ]}

I'm gonna head out and blast ole Mister Fuck to smitherines! And if I die? What of it? I don't give an ass's rat!
_{[ um. ]}

Rat's ass, I mean!
_{[ is this bravery or cowardice we just don't know.. ]}

[pursestrings]

[Yeah, after watching two supposedly immortal scrubs die in front of him, Okuyasu is totally in the mood for a little blasting himself-- but not with this "I don't care if I die" attitude. For fuck's sake, Jake! Calm down!

Or: that gets Okuyasu to get up and reach out... to grab the gun from him? No, not that. He's just flicking Jake in the forehead.]

Shut up, dumbass. Nobody's going to get themselves killed! You better take a damn seat and stop it!

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Jake makes this face once he is flicked, nose wrinkling up as he studies Okuyasu for a moment. It's a pretty strong response to his actions but he supposes his deserves it and maybe Okuyasu is talking this way cause he would be concerned if something happened to Jake.

He plops down then and there on Okuyasu's floor, clutching his gun as he looks up at his friend and oh my god there's tears already in his eyes but he still just looks mad. ]</sub>

I was serious about hunting this guy down when I first got here and I'm even more serious about it now!

[pursestrings]

[oh jeez]

Yeah, no shit, I got eyes. C'mon—

[He kneels down and reaches for the gun this time, actually, because wanting to waste a dude is all well and good but crying while clutching a gun desperately is more of an immediate concern. Let him hold this juuust for a minute...]

You know I'm all for teaching this bastard a lesson, but you're freaking out!

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ great thing about this is he usually listens.. usually.
But he doesn't like Okuyasu going for his gun, so he just gives that hand a good, firm, pap right on the wrist if he doesn't move his hand away in time. Think of a disapproving mother.
And before Okuyasu knows it, the rifle vanishes, safely tucked away in his strife deck.

He takes in a deep breath, trying to ease himself. ]</sub>

What kind of lesson are you thinking, huh?
_{[ he's curious since guns are out of the question... ]}

[pursestrings]

[Okay, well, at least the gun is gone. Okuyasu settles for putting his hands on Jake's shoulders, and he will not be papped away this time. Endure it, kid.]

Calming the hell down, first! You really think you're gonna run around town with a gun and he's just gonna turn up? Chill!

[That Okuyasu is currently the more level-headed person in this friendship is a real swerve. Is this what dealing with him is like...??]

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Chill. Okay, he can do that, and it's a good thing that Okuyasu has him by the shoulders and is talking to him so firmly but it begins to stir a less favorable response. More tears pool over his eyes and oh my god now he's just crying but at least he doesn't look mad anymore.

This is fine, though. He needs to hear this. ]</sub>

I'm s-sorry, it's just..
_{[ DRAMATICALLY LOOKS AWAY... ]}

It told us to fight the werewolves, and we did, but then some of us turned into wolves.. and I cannot help but thinking we're just all being toyed with! A-And then it said, go fight the bogeyman! Well, alright, seems easy enough.. but two people that I know are strong ended up dead only to come back again!

I'm so tired of us dying!
_{[ they die a lot, ok.. ]}

[pursestrings]

[Oh jeez, come on, no open weeping— Okuyasu has already expired all of his crying and does not know how to handle somebody else crying, but he'll do his best. He gets it, at least! He's just as sad and angry and fed up.]

I know, dude, I was there. [Hence why he's not marching proudly off with no plan to find their mystery man and punch him until he dies or at least apologizes; he thought the bogeyman plan was solid, and that nearly got all of them killed.] Look, you gotta...

Calm the hell down? I wanna make this asshole swallow his teeth as much as the next dude, but we gotta do better than getting half of us killed.

[And he is not a Plans kinda guy, so he supposes that has to wait for someone cleverer. Fun.]

[kringlefuck]

_{[ It's working, at least. A few silent tears fall but he isn't absolutely boohooing. It looks like he's having trouble breathing but just give him a moment, he'll be okay. ]}

You're r-right.. I remember speaking with someone before about this.. um.
They said they tried to trace somebody by the username #FFFFFF but their attempt was futile. They also had the prospect that whoever this person is maybe they aren't real, but I think that might be some rubbish.

Still. This person seemed most interested in finding out what is going on too.
_{[ This person also told Jake to cool his jets the first time around, so he definitely trusts username #00CCFF. They never exchanged names. ]}

I just hate seeing my friends messed with.
_{[ He's also not a plans person, so, yeah, they both suck. ]}

[pursestrings]

Like fuck they aren't real, that's stupid. That's like people who think the town is alive. It's just a shitty town full of shitty stuff!

[WHAT PREPOSTEROUS THEORIES...... he's so incensed over the idea that there isn't someone to punch at the end of all this. And maybe he's sick and tired of people responding to everything he says with "well actually what if it's THIS smartypants thing I just came up with," which has nothing to do with Jake and everything to do with nerds online.

Whatever!!!]

Look-- I get it, dude. We just gotta wait for the smartasses to stop screwing around and think of something.