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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

[glaciers]

Why? That guy just tried to get Izuku out of a ring. There was a tournament. It's a long story.

You'll bring Uraraka, right?

[pursestrings]

cuz i broke into his house
but of course i was gonna cuz he was hurting my friend

yeah for sure

[This juxtaposition is only confirming his suspicion that Tododeku is canon and real... how do you ask a bro that. Hmm.]

u & izuku are like
real close
right

[this is not how you ask a bro that, okuyasu]

[glaciers]

That's a good reason to break in.

[If only Tododeku was canon and real. These boys....... are idiots.]

Yeah, he's my best friend.
Also I live with him.

[Nailed it.]

[pursestrings]

[SQUINTING AT SCREEN....]

u would think so but some guys are just rude

& i knew that remember??
and ur gonna bring him to this fire party

[Like a date... if only he would just say it and make this easier for both of them.]

[glaciers]

[Why does he feel like he's been caught? Or is the process of being trapped.]

Yeah. It would be weird to leave him at home.

[pursestrings]

[Caught by the clumsiest trapper in history. He's struggling. To wit:]

oh really
why

[glaciers]

Because we're both friends with you and Uraraka.
I'm pretty sure Izuku's befriended the entire town.

[pursestrings]

[SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR]

right
sure
anything else?

[glaciers]

What else?

[pursestrings]

i dunno
why else u like him & wanna take him around to parties

[glaciers]

Because he's my best friend.
Are you trying to ask something else?

[pursestrings]

[Okay, fine, subtlety is a dead art.]

are u into him or what

[glaciers]

[It absolutely is.

But there's a very long pause as Shouto has to actually think about this.]

What would being into him be like?

[This poor idiot boy has never had a crush before.]

[pursestrings]

[Ohhh my godddd, dude.]

u for real? uh
like u wanna make him happy all the time
& u think he's cute

[glaciers]

[He's doing his best!!]

Of course I want to make him happy, he deserves it.
Who doesn't think Izuku is cute? Have they looked at him?

[pursestrings]

[BOY]

if ur into that kinda dude i guess
so ur into that kinda dude huh?
now we're getting somewhere

[glaciers]

Izuku's really cute.
I guess I am.

[pursestrings]

haha no shit
good job dude
u cracked the code

[glaciers]

Was I really obvious?
This is all in public now too.

[pursestrings]

to be fair i didn't make u say it
but kinda yeah
u were freaking out enough when he was missing, yknow???

[glaciers]

I don't like it when my friends go missing.
There's nothing weird about that.

[Then Izuku goes missing again.]

[pursestrings]

ok how about this
u were freaking out like me freaking out over ochako
& i know i'm into her
i'm just calling it like i see it dude

[glaciers]

You're right.


I'm into Izuku.

[He can't believe this is news to him.]

[pursestrings]

good for u dude
he's alright
uh u need a minute?

[glaciers]

I have to tell him.
How long did I have a crush?