#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

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[pursestrings]

damn
well what have we got then? meat??

[messianic]

Like a barbecue? Or fish, for grilled fish. We could even grill veggies on a skewer with a bonfire.

[pursestrings]

yeah sure like that
bring ur own bbq
buob

[no, that's. okay.]

[messianic]

buob.

Have you tried saying that out loud.

[pursestrings]

[Well, guess what he's doing now!]

oh
hahahaha
how about buobbq

[messianic]

[This is why they appreciate you, Okuyasu.]

That one's even worse to try to say out loud. I like it. Let's go with buobbq.

[pursestrings]

[Thanks, his maturity levels are a real gift to the town.]

buobbq it is
if somebody finds good marshmallows we gotta change the name

[messianic]

To buobbq&m? It's starting to look like some sort of weird code.

[pursestrings]

it'll trick mr. F
let's throw in an f u or fifty

[messianic]

[Let's see...

fubuobbqfu&mfu

Wow.

That's really ugly.