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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

[parodeity]

the well clearly doesnt know a beefcake when it sees one
you know
if wells had eyes
which they like do not
presumably??????
maybe our well has secret eyes
i wouldnt actually dismiss that entirely from the realm of possibility here

[pursestrings]

so what ur saying is
the well was checking me out and i got turned down
by a fuckin well

[parodeity]

the well has zero taste its ok
everyone with eyes knows better

[pursestrings]

ok ok
u don't have to lay it on that thick

[parodeity]

what are friends for if not that
anyway maybe im being serious

[pursestrings]

uh huh

[Hm....... okay he does want to know if he's been a dreamboat all this time and no one told him.]

r u
being serious

[parodeity]

you have a lot of muscles

[pursestrings]

uhh yeah
shit is that all it takes
how come i didn't get any dates til now

[parodeity]

no one took the time to get to know your true inner self until now?

[pursestrings]

my true inner self is muscles???
u lost me

[parodeity]

no your true inner self is being a genuinely good dude
thats buried in the muscles tho

[pursestrings]

wow dude
ur a real poet

[parodeity]

arent you the real poet

[pursestrings]

[DAVE....NO]

who told u

[parodeity]

sorry bro my sources are super classified

[pursestrings]

dude
ur killing me
i'm not gonna recover

[parodeity]

i thought it was p good
we should throw down some rap sometime
you could be good at it

[pursestrings]

i dunno
i'm not good at it on the spot
takes a while yknow??

[parodeity]

well the more you practice at it the better youll get

[pursestrings]

are u gonna teach me to rap
is that where this is going??

[parodeity]

i mean how else will we kickstart our joint career as rap stars

[pursestrings]

fair enough
sure why not
what's ur rap name

[parodeity]

pimpmaster hustledaddy d-swizzle

[pursestrings]

as a fellow rapper i'm gonna keep calling u dave
i think mine oughta be the old classic
$$$0K-YA$U$$$

[parodeity]

the classics are the classics for a reason man