awashrpg | #CC3300

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Hello, this is Reim. I have a proposal to make, as requested of me by someone clearly too busy to do it herself. In short, the proposal is that we pool our efforts as a group and establish a public bathhouse, for both hygienic and social purposes, as this town is severely lacking in creature comforts.

And it would be something to do...

That said, I've discovered an additional function of these "laptop" devices, so please consider the following!

[The mods said there's Powerpoint on this thing so click here to see the .pptx file Reim has prepared for you all, I apologize, but really I don't. It has the precise quality level of someone who loves his crisp & clean aesthetic but also is a messy idiot the second new and exciting things like Clip Art and Drop Shadow come along.

just look at it]

Isn't that something?

In any case, if you're interested in helping establish some kind of baths, please give your name and what skills you're able to bring, along with a rough schedule of availability. Given the weather getting colder, we'll need to finish this quickly before the possibility of more snow and temperatures too low for comfortable working conditions come along.

Thank you for your time.

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It'll be fun! And it doesn't have to be a serious one. Just big enough for one person and strong enough to keep them underwater for a vague amount of time!

I see. Still no. You can drown your friends in someone else's bath.

How rude. You can't just go around accusing people of having friends.

[god!!! reim!! don't u know that she's a friendless gremlin somehow from her hex code]

and anyway I dug a lot of pits around this town already so you can pick one of them if you're too much of a noodle to start from scratch

Why have you dug a lot of pits?

[he hasn't memorized every hex code but somehow... somehow he's getting close to the truth......]

They were just something I did in short bursts while I was idling about. Digging pits and watching people fall into them is a good way of socializing, and it promotes community togetherness too.

[she has like an inkling of desire to ask Reim to teach her how to use ppt so she can plagiarize his ppt into making one about digging pit traps]

[no, okuni]

No it doesn't. That's terrible. Please stop digging pits.

I've already stopped digging those pits, I'll have you know. I was just offering one or two of them to help out. See, it's my way of trying to contribute.

Are these pits out in random places? No, thank you.

[i mean yeah but!!!]

Where were you planning on putting the bath then? Or baths? I don't mind if it's a mixed bath, by the way. The thought of you digging more than one hole sounds like it could end badly for you.

Oh, I'm not digging any holes. I'm organizing and collecting volunteers.

That's it? That sounds suspiciously like you're trying to avoid social activity and community togetherness, Reimicchi.

Think of me as a manager. Of course I'm ready for community togetherness.

That doesn't mean anything if all you're going to do is yell at people to do things! At least carry a bucket or two if that's all you can manage.

I haven't yelled at anyone. I'll accept your criticism after this project actually begins.

I'll be right there as soon as you start squawking.

[OMINOUS... or it would be if Okuni's attention span wasn't so short that she'd immediately forget to criticize Reim, still]

If you need someone to help dig or make explosions, then feel free to ask me for help.

I'll keep you in mind.

[Hmm.......... HMM.]

I'm a bit late, but thank you for last time.

[you know, when she made him sleep on the ground.]

[reim.... kawaii]

Is that it? You're not going to thank me in person?

No, I'm not sure I'd make it out with my dignity intact.

If your gratitude is sincere, then you don't have anything to worry about. I'm not in the habit of embarrassing people who just want to thank me.

Your idea of helping was to make me sleep on the ground!!

And I even offered to drag you home while you were unconscious! I don't do that for just anyone, you know.

That doesn't make me feel better at all...

You're too sensitive, Reimicchi. But it's enough that you got some rest in the end, even if I couldn't spare your dignity, so you don't have to thank me in person.

[Okuni has a soft spot for stuffy scholar-types who don't volunteer to dig pits...]

Somehow, I feel like my efforts to be appreciative have been turned around on me.

[okuni why are you so difficult]

[UM!!! SHE'S BEING AFFECTIONATE]

I spared your dignity this time around! So you can't complain.

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