#CC3300

[allweather]

(color)

Hello, this is Reim. I have a proposal to make, as requested of me by someone clearly too busy to do it herself. In short, the proposal is that we pool our efforts as a group and establish a public bathhouse, for both hygienic and social purposes, as this town is severely lacking in creature comforts.

And it would be something to do...

That said, I've discovered an additional function of these "laptop" devices, so please consider the following!

[The mods said there's Powerpoint on this thing so click here to see the .pptx file Reim has prepared for you all, I apologize, but really I don't. It has the precise quality level of someone who loves his crisp & clean aesthetic but also is a messy idiot the second new and exciting things like Clip Art and Drop Shadow come along.

just look at it]

Isn't that something?

In any case, if you're interested in helping establish some kind of baths, please give your name and what skills you're able to bring, along with a rough schedule of availability. Given the weather getting colder, we'll need to finish this quickly before the possibility of more snow and temperatures too low for comfortable working conditions come along.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

#AED6F1

[asano_san]

[ color ]

Co-ed baths?

[allweather]

That's your first question?

I suppose that should be left up to public vote. I'm only an organizer in this.

#FFFFE0

[regrede]

( reim’s favorite shade )

What… is this?

[allweather]

Productivity!

#FFEE00

[thinshadowed]

(color)

I liked it.

[allweather]

[ARI...... pure.]

Thank you. I thought it came out well for a first try.

[It Was Not The First Try]

#E07CA0

[thriftea]

[color]

a warm bath whenever we want one? that sounds amazing (人˘⌣˘)

i'll definitely help you! i'm free most of the time, i've helped dig a LOT of holes, and you can leave most of the heavy lifting to me!

[her stunningly professional resume]

[allweather]

That's the idea.

Thank you for volunteering. May I ask what you've been digging holes for...?

[That is a Wild thing to have on a resume, actually.]

#FFFF00

[smaaaaaash]

[All Might is never going to use public baths, so this effort is sadly wasted on him. However:]

You've come a long way in learning to use these laptops! Well done.

[allweather]

[Live a little, Toshinori. Wear a shirt.]

Thank you! Did you see the effects? Quite interesting, aren't they?

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

[She smiles at this post because making a power point reminds her of something Minamoto might have done.]

your presentation is very cool!

and i could probably dig the hole by myself. i also have some shampoo i can donate.

[Said shampoo is full of nanomachines that automatically style the user's hair into Tim's hair style but like...the offer to dig a hole is genuine at least?]

an outdoor bath...and with winter coming there might be snow too! all we're missing are monkeys and we'd have the full outdoor onsen in hokkaido experience!

[allweather]

Monkeys...? Really?

[He's from fake fantasy Europe, absolutely none of that registered as familiar. Monkeys!!]

Thank you, still. You're volunteering to dig the hole, officially? I'm keeping an accurate record, so I will need your name and schedule for this.

#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

[ WHOA. ]

This presentation is so impressive Reim! I've never seen a function like it on my laptop. Nicely done.

-Zelda

[ she can't help with making the bath, and she hopes it isn't co-ed, but she must admire his skills. ]

[allweather]

[Submit your vote, Zelda!!!]

I located it after much trial and error, and the learning curve was steep... but you can see the results! Thank you for looking.

#C7131D

[cutlery]

My, what a fascinating functionality! I must admit, I have not fully explored this device's capabilities, so what is that one called? I imagine that I may use such a thing myself.

[ of course he fucking would ]

In any case, I certainly can offer my assistance with such an endeavor. Though what that may entail does somewhat depend on the style of bath you were envisioning. The Roman style comes to mind for me, but there is also a Nordic style as well as one from the far East that I have heard of but admittedly know no more than that.

[allweather]

[do the programs on these magic laptops have names? is chroma infringing copyright? let's say no to copyright, so:]

It is a small picture of a board labeled "Present" on my "laptop."

For the style, you'd have to ask Lady Sierra what her preferences are. Design and decoration come after ensuring we have the resources to begin at all, so there is still plenty of time for her to contribute something to this endeavor. On top of that, I imagine our being from different worlds adds even more possibilities...

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

How, exactly, does a "public" both promote hygienic health?

[allweather]

It's readily available to anyone who wants to use it, for one thing. It will be an establishment with regular upkeep, ideally, not a pond in the woods that no one cares for. Especially in a place like this without running water, public baths are more convenient for the general population than hauling your own well water each time you want to bathe.

If you aren't interested, that's fine.

#FDCC00

[organfarm]

I don't have any special skills but if you need manual labor I'd really like to help out. I can work for a pretty long time without getting tired and I'm pretty good at repetitive stuff.

I have a question though. You said you just need a big hole and water but don't you need something at the bottom of the tub or else the water's all just going to absorb into the ground. Don't you need something like rocks or cement or tiles?

[allweather]

Oh, yes! Good point! However, I don't know where we'll find any tiles... I suppose we'll have to try our hand at rocks, somehow.

Would you like to be on the rock gathering committee...?

#EA0000

[theshowsover]

[color!]

[Nice, a public bath! Now he can raise his Charm, or something like that.]

A public bath sounds cool, but don't we need a way to fill it?

[Unless they find a natural hot spring?]

[allweather]

Buckets. Or if we're very fortunate, someone among us has the ability to create rain, or something similar... We could collect snow and wait for it to melt.

I know how it sounds, but there are options.

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

i would offer help with heating it but im usually stuck at the cafe

[allweather]

I was unaware we had a cafe.

#922B21

[osuni]

[color]

can we make a whirlpool instead

[allweather]

No. I can't believe I'm going to humor this with asking, but why?

#B91600

[heartsteals]

Mr. Reim,

How did you create such a slideshow? I've never seen anything like that before. Did you draw those pictures - and with this Touch Pad! impressive!

[ it probably took him slightly longer to figure out what his computer was doing when he clicked on that than it should have, but no one will know... ]

This is a fine enough idea. Unfortunately I don't believe we have any plumbers in this town. It will be quite an undertaking to build something like this without the proper knowledge.

- Lupin

[allweather]

Actually, the pictures were included! The "program" inserted them effortlessly when given certain commands... This is where our collective ingenuity has taken us.

[That's not sarcastic yet, but it will be one day.]

You know, I'm starting to think most of this endeavor is going to be taken care of by various extraordinary abilities, rather than "normal" solutions.

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

i want a bath as much as anyone but
how will we change the water after we're done?
and how do we keep it warm and stuff

[allweather]

Since we'll most likely be putting it in by some kind of extraordinary ability, I imagine it will have to be removed by one as well... It has been suggested that we have a cold bath accompanied by a sauna, as far as what would be easier to keep warm goes.

#00CCFF

[bittybat]

The execution of the graphic capabilities of the powerpoint program is atrocious.

The best thing would to put some form of hot spring by one of the larger houses and then build a wall around it for protection. Keeping the water hot without volcanic or tectonic activity will be the most difficult part.

[allweather]

I rather like them.

[he's old.]

We have so many volunteers with frankly miraculous abilities, I think it may be easier than originally thought.

#FFBF00

[youwillbeunequaled]

(Colour)

I am very interested in this project!

For myself, I do not have any experience with making a bath, and little with baths other than hot springs. But there are many skilled people here. I am certain you will be able to design a splendid bath house with their ideas.

Leave the heavy work to me. I can do whatever physical work you need, just direct me.

As for the material with which to line the bath, may I suggest rocks and concrete? Clark Kent-dono would be able to tell you further about it, as he has made some before.

-Tonbokiri

[allweather]

Thank you for the support! I have some names listed for looking for rocks, but is there really someone who can make concrete?