#CC3300

[allweather]

(color)

Hello, this is Reim. I have a proposal to make, as requested of me by someone clearly too busy to do it herself. In short, the proposal is that we pool our efforts as a group and establish a public bathhouse, for both hygienic and social purposes, as this town is severely lacking in creature comforts.

And it would be something to do...

That said, I've discovered an additional function of these "laptop" devices, so please consider the following!

[The mods said there's Powerpoint on this thing so click here to see the .pptx file Reim has prepared for you all, I apologize, but really I don't. It has the precise quality level of someone who loves his crisp & clean aesthetic but also is a messy idiot the second new and exciting things like Clip Art and Drop Shadow come along.

just look at it]

Isn't that something?

In any case, if you're interested in helping establish some kind of baths, please give your name and what skills you're able to bring, along with a rough schedule of availability. Given the weather getting colder, we'll need to finish this quickly before the possibility of more snow and temperatures too low for comfortable working conditions come along.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[allweather]

[gaze.......]

Perhaps this isn't a venture I should be offering my biased opinions on... [ha ha just kidding, he's over it. come here and observe The Powerpoints.] Well, you'll need an appropriate image.

[and now, they look at clipart for ten minutes.]

[withwisdom]

These pictures are so adorable. Oh, what a fun marvel you've found.

[ scroll, scroll - oh! ]

How about this one? [ and she points to this! ] He's enjoying his work.

[allweather]

Oh, is that what he's doing? He could have fooled me.

[why does zelda have such terrifying taste?! no one knows...]

Well, it's your presentation, so it's up to you.

[withwisdom]

He is enjoying it! In his own way. [ his own slasher killer smile way. ] What else do you suggest we add? I really liked the shadow effect of some of the text you had.

[allweather]

Let me show you how to add the shadow... [just let him lean over to do that, and not talk about the scary clip art man anymore... and while he's doing that,]

Would you like it to spin?

[withwisdom]

It can do that?!

[ the most excited whisper of total awe. ]

[allweather]

It can! Look, here—

[Behold, the menu of animations options...!! Look at them all! He picks one that spins just a little flashily, to show her, and then picks one that spins out of control and bounces back and forth a little, because hell is empty and the animations are here.]

[withwisdom]

Oh - Oh ahahahaha!! Look at it bounce, Reim! I never realized how versatile computers are. This program is such a delight!

[ this is heaven, and it's beautiful and pure and the words bounce while the mad scientists grin madly between slide transitions. ]

[allweather]

[it's a chroma miracle!!]

That's what I thought! They seemed clunky and inconvenient to me, at first, but now... [well, powerpoint is perfect, so he's good now.]

[withwisdom]

[ her laughs quiet down, still grinning ear to ear as the animation finishes up, eyes flickering around the screen to see the other options. ]

...You do seem a lot happier than I've seen you before. I guess you just needed to find the right sort of project to suit you.

[allweather]

[wow don't get soft on him over powerpoint... he has the gall to look sheepish about this, being called out on his nerd lifestyle.]

In my defense, last time you did poison me.

[withwisdom]

[ heeeey!! ]

It wasn't poison! As you'll see after we make this presentation, my elixirs are a miracle drug in physical enhancement.

[ completely ethical. ]

[allweather]

It was at least slightly poisonous. I remember it perfectly!

[his Near Death Experience.]

[withwisdom]

I think you just enjoy complaining.

[ get over it reim, geez! ]

[allweather]

[ n e v e r ]

Perhaps I'll make you a presentation outlining my grievances.

[he's kidding, but this is a thing he's not above doing, so it's still embarrassing.]

[withwisdom]

If you truly have that much free time, then I suggest you pick up other tasks to busy yourself with.

[allweather]

That doesn't mean I won't be making the presentation, you know.

[withwisdom]

Not until you finish helping me with the one about the subject of your grievances!

[ truly a circle of petty. ]

[allweather]

Fine, but only because my impulse to help trumps my desire to simulate self-respect.

[flat stare.... how much of a joke is this..... it's a mystery.]

[withwisdom]

[ ... ]

You worry me, Reim.

[allweather]

[haha why]

I've been getting that a lot lately, but I assure you it's not a problem.