SUBJECT: So, uh ........ a8out whatever is up with this place?

[hypertoxic]

[ USER: #005682 ]

Since there's fuck all else to do, I decided to try flying around and seeing how far I could get! Not gonna lie, I would have ditched every single one of you losers if I could.
8ut I couldn't! No matter how far or high I fly, there's just ........ nothing. Nothing at all! Though if you go up high it gets pretty fucking cold, so I don't recommend trying it to people who aren't dead.
Anyway, there's your upd8. We are even more trapped than we previously assumed!

Comments

#cc0000

[murdery]

the b button looks like this B

[He's helping.]

#E00707

[parodeity]

or if you cant breathe in space
did you hit space tier actually
or is that not possible

ive learned this place is super against telling us the date
or well i say that but i doubt its a conspiracy
it could be a conspiracy i guess
but that seems a dumb thing to have a conspiracy about
when pretty much everyone is from different universes and frequently different time periods
like holy shit you mean were not when we thought we were
im fucking floored by this information its completely and entirely new hide your ye old fashion friends ive never seen them before in my life officer

but yeah thats a pretty pointless thing to have discovered so props for discovering something less pointless

[hypertoxic]

Gr8, thanks, 8ozo! You sure showed me.

[hypertoxic]

Nope! So I am pretty sure it's just impossi8le. They shouldn't 8e a8le to hold any of us here, 8ut here we still are!

I mean, does it really matter? There's no one here. The d8 on this world is pro8a8ly completely irrelevant since there's no one HERE to care.
As for our timelines not matching up, yeah, that's not much of a revel8tion. It's shenanigans, Dave. It's always shenanigans.

To 8e honest, my thing is pretty pointless, too. It's just another flavor of "there's nothing fucking here" and "we can't leave." Woo.

[parodeity]

wow
whats with all these assumptions about my identity
i could be not dave
i could be keith
or okuyasu
or someone else entirely
lets pretend my standard typing style isnt a complete give away and that i maintain some air of mystery
rather than the air of a slightly worn pair of high school jock shoes
with a distinct unsavory aroma
that you cant mistake for anything else
baking soda guys

at least your thing saves me flying up and getting cold
see were accomplishing shit
or at least we have accomplished me having to accomplish less shit
truly a movement i can get behind

#3630FF

[messianic]

[And/or possibly action because they're in the same house still I think?? But Minato is the sort of nerd who would respond to a forum post while in the same room so...]

Do you mind if I ask a question? [GOING FOR IT ANYWAY.] What do you mean by "people who aren't dead"?

#B91600

[heartsteals]

[ flying... people who aren't dead... ]

So we have a ghost among us? Now I don't know how I'll be able to sleep at night.

- Lupin

#21AAAC

[dreidels]

I'm so relieved that hero we need is right here, ready to abandon us when the first opportunity arises.

Do you have an idea of how far you traveled? Is it literally nothing or just dense forests? How fucked are we actually?

[murdery]

you're welcome!

i thought you might have been confused because 8 and B look really similar

i was pretty confused at first too

[hypertoxic]

Any other nuggets of wisdom to lay on me? I am 8urning through all my good pens trying to write this down.

[hypertoxic]

Dave, oh my god.
You are such a dork. Who cares!
W8, I mean "Keith," lol.

You're welcome. I feel like I've 8een given new purpose in life through helping you 8e a lazy sack of shit!

[hypertoxic]

What do you think it means? Do I really have to spell this out?

[ they are definitely typing on laptops in the same room. instead of. talking aloud, like normal people. ]

[murdery]

good hygiene is very important!

also don't leave corpses out in the rain or your curses will get all mushy!

[hypertoxic]

Uh, yeah. I am actually a ghost. ::::/
Are you really signing your messages?

[hypertoxic]

Sorry, I just kind of don't care what most of you do.
Anyway, not really. 8ut it was just endless nothingness, forever! So: pretty fucked.

[hypertoxic]

I am trying really hard to 8elieve that you are a 8adass deathwizard and not just an edgy loser pretending to 8e cool on the internet.

[murdery]

nope i'm just a dark mage. but a deathwizard sounds awesome! you wanna see a hex though? they're pretty cool!

#ED4604

[i_cant_die]

That fucking sucks.

Is everything grey or just the town and sky? Any color anywhere?

[hypertoxic]

Nope. There 8n't shit. It would 8e pretty depressing if I actually cared a8out it! As it is, it's just really ........ meh. ::::/

[hypertoxic]

Uh, sure? Why not!

[i_cant_die]

Meh still sucks.

We need to find something cool to do then. All the colorless shit and being trapped isn't cool. This website is also boring as an after-school special.

[murdery]

ok! you'll need a piece of whoever you want to hex with you. if you don't have anything we can use one of us instead. where do you want to meet up?

[hypertoxic]

Ugh, I could not agree more. This place is so 8oring. What the fuck are we even supposed to do, just sit around moaning and 8itching about how shitty it is here? 8luh.

HAHAHAHA omg it's so fine

[hypertoxic]

What? I don't want to hurt anyone! Ugh, just test it on me. The well? It's pretty central.

o7;;; also switch to action?

[murdery]

aw it won't be permanent! but the well sounds great, i'll see you there!

[OH BOY. A NEW FRIEND.]