user: #B91600 - subject: Missing Hat

[heartsteals]

[ contrary to his fairly casual way of speaking, Lupin types on the forums exactly the way you'd expect a gentleman from the 1800s to write a letter. ]

My dear fellow abductees,

The recent events involving Shadows and Shadow-Monsters led to the unfortunate loss of my hat; with their activity subsided, I assumed that my stolen goods would be returned to me. However, it appears they had one last prank to play on me: I am reunited with a hat, but not my own. It is a navy blue pork pie hat with a red and white ribbon, adorned with a cute pink flower. I've attached a rather poor image of it - my description may be of more use.

[ attached is an artistic depiction of a hat. He did his best with the laptop touchpad and the paint program... ]

If you are the owner of this hat, it shall be returned to you. And if you have my hat - a fine silk top hat with a red tie - this is a notice of my intention to take it back, if you will not hand it over yourself.

Cordialement,
Lupin

PS: Do we have a name for our Town yet?

Comments

[heartsteals]

I'm feeling rather left out. Being able to fly would be very helpful for me. Is that something I can learn?

[ he's kidding, unless it is, in which case he's not kidding at all. ]

[windeity]

haha. i do not know about learning but it was just something that we all knew how to do once we went godtier, and i am not sure that is a thing that can happen here.
but it's not that great after a while. really.

[Lupin doesn't have to know that John's crossing his fingers behind his back because it's totally awesome, he can't lie.]

[heartsteals]

[ damn you and your super cool and rad flight powers john....... ]

I find that hard to believe! What is "godtier?"

[windeity]

it's a level we hit in the game which means we are technically minor gods now. it's why we can use our aspects and fly and get eternally comfortable and self-cleaning pajamas now.
that was about three years ago.

[heartsteals]

[ THIS IS HARDER TO BELIEVE ]

You're a three-year-old god in pajamas?

[windeity]

more like sixteen-year-old-turned-god-of-three-years in pajamas if that makes sense.
dave is like that too.

[heartsteals]

I can't say it does, but I'm used to that from Dave already. You know him, then?

[windeity]

yes, well, that jackass rarely makes sense anyway.
but yes! he's my best friend. we have known each other for a really long time.

[heartsteals]

That's wonderful. You're lucky to have someone like that here with you, unfortunate as the situation may be.

I must ask this; if you are both gods, can't you get us out of here with your divine abilities?

[windeity]

lucky is a good word for it.
it makes up for the bad luck of not being able to help more. godtier or not we are still only minor gods and also he deals with time and i deal with wind. maybe if my sister were here she could open a portal or something to get us out of here but right now we are just about as powerless that way as you guys are. sorry.

[heartsteals]

I see - you're more like an old Roman god or one of those Eastern spirit-gods than an almighty God. That's a shame; however, there is absolutely no need for you to apologize. You are who you are, and though I have yet to meet you face-to-face, I rather like who you are thus far, "minor" or not.

[windeity]

i guess a spirit-god works. we did not even know we'd become gods actually!
but that's really nice, lupin...thanks.
even if we cannot do anything right now we're trying everything we can to help out.
and that is pretty much the best we can do.