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[pursestrings]

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess

["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup

[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]

Comments

[messianic]

[That's still very concerning.]

It's really not whatever at all. Is there anything I can do?

[pursestrings]

nope
no offense
i'm okay dude

[messianic]

[Hey, if Okuyasu is really good, all the better.]

None taken. Sounds good to me, then.

When you decide on when you're having the bonfire, let us know. I'll try to bring some wood or something.

[pursestrings]

[Well, he's okay, he's like a solid 4 out of 10. But that's good enough.]

yeah sure
u wanna make it a whole thing?
that's what we do around here after all

[messianic]

[okuyasu no]

Isn't that more up to you than anyone? It was your idea, after all.

[pursestrings]

[TOO LATE]

i'm asking for ur opinion, don't be difficult

[messianic]

My opinion's that more gatherings are always nice, since we all have to get to know each other better anyway.

But I still think it's something that's ultimately up to you.

[pursestrings]

[leave his decision-making handicap alone........]

cool
well thanks
do u know if anybody's got marshmallows

[messianic]

Have marshmallows even had their colors restored?

[A beat. Another message:]

Would we be able to tell either way? [They're white....]

[pursestrings]

they'd taste like shit!

[thank you, Okuyasu.]

[messianic]

[T...thank you, Okuyasu...]

I meant more as a way to tell before we stick them into our mouths, if we do even have any.

The food's too gross to even try when it's colorless.

[pursestrings]

oh
yeah i got nothing then
if i never have to eat a gray lump of shit ever again it'll be too soon

[messianic]

You and me both. Marshmallows might be a bust until we can find someone willing to taste test them and see if they're disgusting or edible.

[pursestrings]

damn
well what have we got then? meat??

[messianic]

Like a barbecue? Or fish, for grilled fish. We could even grill veggies on a skewer with a bonfire.

[pursestrings]

yeah sure like that
bring ur own bbq
buob

[no, that's. okay.]

[messianic]

buob.

Have you tried saying that out loud.

[pursestrings]

[Well, guess what he's doing now!]

oh
hahahaha
how about buobbq

[messianic]

[This is why they appreciate you, Okuyasu.]

That one's even worse to try to say out loud. I like it. Let's go with buobbq.

[pursestrings]

[Thanks, his maturity levels are a real gift to the town.]

buobbq it is
if somebody finds good marshmallows we gotta change the name

[messianic]

To buobbq&m? It's starting to look like some sort of weird code.

[pursestrings]

it'll trick mr. F
let's throw in an f u or fifty

[messianic]

[Let's see...

fubuobbqfu&mfu

Wow.

That's really ugly.